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Oh, that was when he was trying to patent a fleshlight attachment for it.
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Oh, that was when he was trying to patent a fleshlight attachment for it.
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I used a C*ck pump and accidentally let me bellend hit the screen of the Helix when trying to sex it up reverse delay style.
I had to make up the Seymour Duncan Powerstage story as a cover.
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Well it looks like I'm going to have to eat crow with regards to my UPS comments.
UPS have delivered a day earlier than estimated and the shipping and delivery was super quick, despite the convoluted route to my door!
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Regretfully, I'm going to have to put our beloved JT on ignore; because his influencer thing is starting to get super expensive for me!
Only joking about JT, of course.
The story so far: FM3 -> FM9 -> AF3.
It's only a matter of time @paisleywookiee !
Seriously: I love the format of the FM9. Just curious to see what the flagship device is like. Perhaps it won't be the right fit for me after all? View attachment 15804
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Alright, @FractalAudio, I dunno how many sales you’ve gotten off this forum but it’s time to hawk up a broken FM9 for our physical Modeler Wars videos.
Don’t even try to tell us it wouldn’t make you chuckle to see an FM9 descending upon a QC at 50mph.
We’ll even make it fair first, we’ll chuck other modelers at the FM9, then when the FM9 bounces everything off-
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God damn it, this is the funniest fucking idea.Alright, @FractalAudio, I dunno how many sales you’ve gotten off this forum but it’s time to hawk up a broken FM9 for our physical Modeler Wars videos.
Don’t even try to tell us it wouldn’t make you chuckle to see an FM9 descending upon a QC at 50mph.
We’ll even make it fair first, we’ll chuck other modelers at the FM9, then when the FM9 bounces everything off-
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Frodebro
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Does that mean you now have all 3?
And do I need to do another poll?
We can quit any time we want. Honest.
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And I believe you. Honest.
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Does that mean you now have all 3?
And do I need to do another poll?
Hah. Nah, I sold my FM3 on this forum last year. Currently have FM9T + AF3 + FC12. I've updated my poll choices
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Hah. Nah, I sold my FM3 on this forum last year. Currently have FM9T + AF3 + FC12. I've updated my poll choices
I have all three. And a Helix floor. And a Kemper power rack. And a GT1000. And a GSP1101. And a ToneX.
My name is Frodebro, and I am an unapologetic gear Wh*re..
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Good man.
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Keep coming back! Admitting is the first step.
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Coming back (to gear forums in general) is what got me to where I is today.
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My dad used to tell this story, no clue if it was true or not, about Peavey launching their PA line and starting a presentation off by dropping one of the power amps out of a window a few stories up, then plugging that power amp in and doing the presentation with it. More companies need to do shit like this!
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With all due respect to your dad.... I ain't buying this. Big masses of transformer iron + maximum velocity and all.
Maybe off a table or from 6 feet or something.
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Eh, maybe they built a "special version" of it... haha
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I guess if it's still in the packaging.
Got an amp from Ceriatone once and that thing was packed so good you coulda drove a tank over it.
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