United States:
"This state is way too hot and dry! Let's live there!"
"This state has tornadoes going through regularly! Let's build our 3rd house (this year) there!"
"In this state a tiny 15 square meter apartment costs thousands a month! What a bargain!"
"This state likes to ban books! Finally something is done to those no good readers!"
"In this state everyone has guns and they're not afraid to use them! I'd like to thank God, Smith and Wesson."
Finland:
Winter:
Spring and fall:
Summer, at 3 AM: