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Fractal Audio Systems mystery product speculation
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Given that the rig I was replacing was an Atomic Amplifirebox which was announced at NAMM as almost ready to ship and then went through a complete hardware overhaul and didn't ship for a year or more, and that my conversations with folks pitching it was "meh, even if they do release a new thing, there are tens of thousands of profiles for current gen Kemper available today" probably wouldn't have thought anything about it.
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OH MY GAAAWWWDDDD!!!! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?!?!?!? THERE'S A NEW PIECE OF GEAR COMING OUT, I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT IT IS AND I ALREADY HAVE MORE SHIT THAN I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH AND THE GEAR MARKET IS FUCKING SATURATED WITH GEAR THAT PRETTY MUCH DOES THE SAME SHIT BUT WHAT AM I GOING TO DO ABOUT THIS NEW GEAR COMING OUT?!?!??!?!?!?!
I NEED TO CONSULT MAH THERAPIST! SOMEONE THINK OF MY BANK ACCOUNT!!! SOMEONE THINK OF MY INABILITY TO MAKE DECISIONS BASED OFF WHAT'S AVAILABLE TO ME RIGHT NOW AND NOT UNKNOWN SHIT IN THE FUTURE!!!!
I NEED TO CONSULT MAH THERAPIST! SOMEONE THINK OF MY BANK ACCOUNT!!! SOMEONE THINK OF MY INABILITY TO MAKE DECISIONS BASED OFF WHAT'S AVAILABLE TO ME RIGHT NOW AND NOT UNKNOWN SHIT IN THE FUTURE!!!!
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It'd be awesome if there was a version of this GIF that was a grown-ass adult cosplaying a baby because the only people whining in this thread are people with no intention of ever buying whatever the thing is.
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Also, don't forget: if you don't buy new shit on day one, you're worse than useless!
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My 11 year old is having an existential crisis over the fact that new Call of Duty is going to be released late November and I've already indicated to him that it'll be a great Christmas present.
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I'm still living off the fumes from my OG FM9 purchase when no one else could get one.
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If you pre-order it now you can torment him by letting him play the open beta then making him wait until December to get the full game.
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"haven't really had time to mess with it yet, but here's an insta-ready photo of it on my pedalboard that I stripped of all power cables because they aren't photogenic"
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Better: he's having to torment/negotiate with his brother for access to the x-box to play the beta via gamepass.If you pre-order it now you can torment him by letting him play the open beta then making him wait until December to get the full game.
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You used a plural for the first point, when it should be singular.What's hilarious in these sorts of threads is figuring out which is the more dominant group;
- the folks bitching about the hint drop and then radio silence from the brand
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- the folks bitching about the folks bitching
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Maybe so But Fractal never Put out a Huge Billboard saying "Soon" Like NDSP did at NAMM lol
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And the folks who just want to have fun and stir things up...- the folks bitching about the hint drop and then radio silence from the brand
or
- the folks bitching about the folks bitching
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The fact that it cost them $35,000 was a lil funnyThey are the kings of thinking they're funny when they're not
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