Fractal Audio Systems mystery product speculation

[timbuck3]

I sense a Fractal transitioning happening. Rumors of fridges and now a waffle iron?! This could be big.

Fractal Appliance Stores.

lol my new Jen air 48” side by side counter depth fridge was like 12k … fractal should tap that market

 

[Mongillo19]

lol my new Jen air 48” side by side counter depth fridge was like 12k … fractal should tap that market

Would you buy a fractal hot tub??

 

[timbuck3]

Would you buy a fractal hot tub??

No because the one I have works great.noneed for 2

 

[FuzzyAce]

lol my new Jen air 48” side by side counter depth fridge was like 12k … fractal should tap that market

Nice. I'm holding out for a Sub-Zero PRO4850G.

 

[Boudoir Guitar]

No because the one I have works great.noneed for 2

But imagine the updates!

 

[FuzzyAce]

Axe-Fx Dual Fridge​

12.00

Improved vegetable crisping algorithms, especially for herb bundles with multiple growth stages. Pea snaps are “gutsier” and have a more dynamic response with more “pop”. Also improves freshness when leafy based veggies are mixed with dairy based dressings.

Improved anti-moisture algorithm improves humidity near onset of dryness. This results in more cooling at edge-of-freezing and better cleanup when in need (for shelves that store messy items). Due to the new algorithm the Over Chilling parameter has been removed.

What about the meat and potatoes!?

 

[norminal]

Axe-Fx Dual Fridge​

12.00

Improved vegetable crisping algorithms, especially for herb bundles with multiple growth stages. Pea snaps are “gutsier” and have a more dynamic response with more “pop”. Also improves freshness when leafy based veggies are mixed with dairy based dressings.

Improved anti-moisture algorithm improves humidity near onset of dryness. This results in more cooling at edge-of-freezing and better cleanup when in need (for shelves that store messy items). Due to the new algorithm the Over Chilling parameter has been removed.

Man, Marshall better get that firmware update out for their fridge ASAP!

 

[bigmenace]

Y'all a bunch of corksniffers!
My 500€ LG fridge chills my beers as good as yours

 

[bigmenace]

But imagine the updates!

But that will double the boot time.

 

[KHAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!]

 

[TJontheRoad]

I think they'll finally release the long requested FM3 Bass version.

 

[SeeD]

This soon thing sucks balls (with every company)

 

[Stone]

This soon thing sucks balls (with every company)

Blame NDSP for this as its their Moniker

 

[Boudoir Guitar]

This soon thing sucks balls (with every company)

Soon only sucks if you don't already have gear that does the vast majority of what you need. I don't think many people around here are in that boat or have been in that boat for a long time.

 

[Boudoir Guitar]

Blame NDSP for this as its their Moniker

Meh, Fractal was king of the waitlist long before NDSP showed up. Atomic Amplifirebox was a shit show, etc.

 

[Achilles]

In all seriousness, the soon shit does suck for anyone sitting on a new hardware decision.
How bad could it be to at least release some bullet points as to what it is (and isn't)?

 

[bigmenace]

Soon only sucks if you don't already have gear that does the vast majority of what you need. I don't think many people around here are in that boat or have been in that boat for a long time.

I've sold almost everything while waiting for this.

 

[Boudoir Guitar]

In all seriousness, the soon shit does suck for anyone sitting on a new hardware decision.
How bad could it be to at least release some bullet points as to what it is (and isn't)?

No it doesn't. There are enough examples of "soon" being years from every brand that if one NEEDS new hardware, they should choose from what's actually available.

I mean, when I bought my first Kemper what, six or seven years ago, folks were telling me I shouldn't because Kemper II was likely to be released just around the corner.

 

[Boudoir Guitar]

I've sold almost everything while waiting for this.

I feel so badly for you. At least you have cold beer.

 

[Achilles]

I mean, when I bought my first Kemper what, six or seven years ago, folks were telling me I shouldn't because Kemper II was likely to be released just around the corner.

Had Christoph Kemper popped into the forum you were having that discussion on to announce that Kemper was working on something new?