If they repeat their grievance 3 times, it may appear like BeetlejuiceIf something is not for me I don't make a sign and roll on down to the corner and start trying
to spread the word. Ok, maybe just that one time. But I learned my lesson from that experience. I swear.
I especially don't go into someone's backyard who is building and making the "not for me" thingies,
and tell him or her what it is about them I don't like, or how let down I am, or Wah, Wah, Wah, and
Blah, Blah, Blah that this or that is not up to my overly exceptional standards.
Manners are manners. Unless you don't have them, then you are just a douche used to literally douche an
actual douche.
Do your wife talk to animals with a special voice? Mine does… it’s insane. She thinks there’s a special female voice tone that all animals recognize. Something about how woman in the past called on kettle and stuff. There a special kind of, kinda half singing language… hilarious.
Mine does with our cats... but I think she could do it with bats as well since they're almost ultrasonic sounds. I might get tinnitus soon because of it
FTFY
Well I’m certainly not one that would be considered a guitarist
Was one degree from freezing here when I woke up, I hate this cold shit.
Good thing I'm going to Thailand next Saturday!
Here we go… could be my wife… this girl looks prettier though
It helps if the girl is pretty…. Because I can’t stand when she starts talking with animals in that way
