Fractal Audio Systems mystery product speculation

[mbenigni]

If you can‘t get it right my way, you‘re an amateur. Practice more.

The "git gud" argument! Hey, we're almost back on topic for a FAS thread!

 

[GTR37]

 

[JiveTurkey]

I only know how much creamer I need by watching the coffee turn the appropriate light brown shade as I pour the creamer.

 

[mbenigni]

Also this is becoming one of my favourite threads of all time.

It’s very similar to the one that got locked at TOP that started as NDSP
When Whizz started his Modelling wars style shorts

All it needs is my signature two-part Russian Dolls review. Should be even more entertaining now that I've forgotten everything about the show...

 

[Cactusprick]

S O O N

NDSP: Frosted NANO Wheats

FRACTAL: FNW4 TURBO CEREAL

Kemper: give us extra money and we'll give you extra sugar and shizzle

Line 6: HX Cereal NATIVE/Lite/Stomp/Mini/Floor/Rack

Dont you dare to S O O N on everythying!

Thats worse than pouring soy milk on everyone’s bowl of cereal without asking lol

 

[TheTrueZoltan!]

Thanks for making me laugh after an exhausting day. You guys are the best!

 

[mbenigni]

FRACTAL: FNW4 TURBO CEREAL

This is brilliant, but surely you mean FMW4? (Frosted Mini Wheats?)

 

[Los-D]

It’s very similar to the one that got locked at TOP that started as NDSP
When Whizz started his Modelling wars style shorts

… and spawned TGF!

 

[mbenigni]

True.

Milk first. Always!

NOT FOR CEREAL!

 

[Desertdweller]

Videos like this remind me that hard candy is just spit flavoring.

 

[the swede]

I only know how much creamer I need by watching the coffee turn the appropriate light brown shade as I pour the creamer.

True that. That shade is the first priority of the day and cannot be fucked up.

 

[Dom Mcsweeney]

This is brilliant, but surely you mean FMW4? (Frosted Mini Wheats?)

I had ''Frosted NANO Wheats' on the brain... which inspired the whole thing.
That was (for me) the entire shit joke.
The rest, eg. FNW4 - was an after thought, but I kept the 'N' for consistency.

I should get my coat....

 

[TheTrueZoltan!]

It’s very similar to the one that got locked at TOP that started as NDSP
When Whizz started his Modelling wars style shorts

Yeah, that was the infamous „non-owner complainer“ thread. And since we‘re all still non-owners of the new FAS product…

 

[TheTrueZoltan!]

True that. That shade is the first priority of the day and cannot be fucked up.

As a plumber, you are bound to see many more shades of brown as the day progresses.
As someone who works in a geriatric nursing home I know what I‘m talking about.

 

[Boudoir Guitar]

How much milk do you pour in the bowl? The whole barometer is you see the level that the cereal sits at then pour the milk juuuuuuust over top of it! This is insane!

That is entirely too much milk. I don't think you're lactose intolerant, I think you're over lactating.

 

[JiveTurkey]

That is entirely too much milk. I don't think you're lactose intolerant, I think you're over lactating.

Always Over-MilkTM

 

[the swede]

As a plumber, you are bound to see many more brown shadows as the day progresses.
As someone who works in a geriatric nursing home I know what I‘m talking about.

You see more than me I graduated from the “normal” plumber, to become the fancy clean clothes and tools HVAC and geothermal heatpump technician… they don’t give me normal plumbing jobs anymore.
I’m a fancy dude now i have a shiny toolbox that my coworkers named “the Ethan Hunt case”

 

[MirrorProfiles]

I only know how much creamer I need by watching the coffee turn the appropriate light brown shade as I pour the creamer.

Still can’t get used to the word “creamer” unless it’s said by this gentlespoon

 

[Boudoir Guitar]

Always Over-MilkTM

 

[GTR37]

Funny I expected this Gif from Orvillian had to check to see the poster