Fractal Audio Systems mystery product speculation

[SillyOctpuss]

Thank you for hanging on through the darkest times of this thread. I'm glad that it's finally turned around.

For a while.

It's had a bit of everything. You can't appreciate the good bits without the shitty hard work bits.

 

[Hapless]

 

[the swede]

I agree with him! This is masterclass! I tell you all that when the shit hits and people are dying trying to get to the shuttle to another star system… even the fucking richest and most important people on the planet will not make it if they don’t do exactly that.

 

[Dom Mcsweeney]

S O O N

NDSP: Frosted NANO Wheats

FRACTAL: FNW4 TURBO CEREAL

Kemper: give us extra money and we'll give you extra sugar and shizzle

Line 6: HX Cereal NATIVE/Lite/Stomp/Mini/Floor/Rack

 

[mbenigni]

When you pour the milk on the cereal you can control the optimum cereal/milk ratio. The converse is not true.

Now I know Cliff is a real deal engineer.

P.S. Put your milk in the cup before your coffee, and save yourself a spoon!

 

[yeky83]

This man grabbed a fork by mistake to eat cereal. I will not be taking his advice.

 

[TheTrueZoltan!]

[…] P.S. Put your milk in the cup before your coffee, and save yourself a spoon!

True.

Milk first. Always!

 

[mbenigni]

If you can‘t get it right my way, you‘re an amateur. Practice more.

The "git gud" argument! Hey, we're almost back on topic for a FAS thread!

 

[GTR37]

 

[JiveTurkey]

I only know how much creamer I need by watching the coffee turn the appropriate light brown shade as I pour the creamer.

 

[mbenigni]

Also this is becoming one of my favourite threads of all time.

It’s very similar to the one that got locked at TOP that started as NDSP
When Whizz started his Modelling wars style shorts

All it needs is my signature two-part Russian Dolls review. Should be even more entertaining now that I've forgotten everything about the show...

 

[Cactusprick]

S O O N

NDSP: Frosted NANO Wheats

FRACTAL: FNW4 TURBO CEREAL

Kemper: give us extra money and we'll give you extra sugar and shizzle

Line 6: HX Cereal NATIVE/Lite/Stomp/Mini/Floor/Rack

Dont you dare to S O O N on everythying!

Thats worse than pouring soy milk on everyone’s bowl of cereal without asking lol

 

[TheTrueZoltan!]

Thanks for making me laugh after an exhausting day. You guys are the best!

 

[mbenigni]

FRACTAL: FNW4 TURBO CEREAL

This is brilliant, but surely you mean FMW4? (Frosted Mini Wheats?)

 

[Los-D]

It’s very similar to the one that got locked at TOP that started as NDSP
When Whizz started his Modelling wars style shorts

… and spawned TGF!

 

[mbenigni]

True.

Milk first. Always!

NOT FOR CEREAL!

 

[Desertdweller]

Videos like this remind me that hard candy is just spit flavoring.

 

[the swede]

I only know how much creamer I need by watching the coffee turn the appropriate light brown shade as I pour the creamer.

True that. That shade is the first priority of the day and cannot be fucked up.

 

[Dom Mcsweeney]

This is brilliant, but surely you mean FMW4? (Frosted Mini Wheats?)

I had ''Frosted NANO Wheats' on the brain... which inspired the whole thing.
That was (for me) the entire shit joke.
The rest, eg. FNW4 - was an after thought, but I kept the 'N' for consistency.

I should get my coat....

 

[TheTrueZoltan!]

It’s very similar to the one that got locked at TOP that started as NDSP
When Whizz started his Modelling wars style shorts

Yeah, that was the infamous „non-owner complainer“ thread. And since we‘re all still non-owners of the new FAS product…