Fractal Audio Systems mystery product speculation

[the swede]

What is the actual fucking difference between pouring cereal on milk or milk on cereal, you fucking idiots! It can’t even matter at all…


Except maybe if the milk splashes as someone said… what… is it funny to make a mess or what???

I’m mad!!!!

But im not… not really

 

[FractalAudio]

What is the actual fucking difference between pouring cereal on milk or milk on cereal, you fucking idiots! It can’t even matter at all…


Except maybe if the milk splashes as someone said… what… is it funny to make a mess or what???

I’m mad!!!!

But im not… not really

When you pour the milk on the cereal you can control the optimum cereal/milk ratio. The converse is not true.

 

[the swede]

When you pour the milk on the cereal you can control the optimum cereal/milk ratio. The converse is not true.

For real?

If you pour milk first then add one cereal at a time… then you must be able to make the perfect ratio!?

 

[the swede]

Nah this is some American hokus plus going on here that we Scandinavians can’t comprehend… it’s like…. Like the peanut butter and jam thing…

 

[TheTrueZoltan!]

When you pour the milk on the cereal you can control the optimum cereal/milk ratio. The converse is not true.

As a very experienced cereal-on-milk-pourer, I disagree.

 

[SillyOctpuss]

When you pour the milk on the cereal you can control the optimum cereal/milk ratio. The converse is not true.

Waiting for Cliff to provide a graph proving the optimum cereal/milk ratio.

Also this is becoming one of my favourite threads of all time.

 

[JiveTurkey]

As a very experienced cereal-on-milk-pourer, I disagree.

How much milk do you pour in the bowl? The whole barometer is you see the level that the cereal sits at then pour the milk juuuuuuust over top of it! This is insane!

 

[TheTrueZoltan!]

How much milk do you pour in the bowl? The whole barometer is you see the level that the cereal sits at then pour the milk juuuuuuust over top of it! This is insane!

If you can‘t get it right my way, you‘re an amateur. Practice more.

 

[TheTrueZoltan!]

 

[the swede]

How much milk do you pour in the bowl? The whole barometer is you see the level that the cereal sits at then pour the milk juuuuuuust over top of it! This is insane!

So the idea is (basically and realistically) that you’d use as little milk as possible?

 

[JiveTurkey]

So the idea is (basically and realistically) that you’d use as little milk as possible?

That's what I am already doing as regulated by the amount of cereal though.

 

[jellodog]

Also this is becoming one of my favourite threads of all time.

Thank you for hanging on through the darkest times of this thread. I'm glad that it's finally turned around.

For a while.

 

[GTR37]

Waiting for Cliff to provide a graph proving the optimum cereal/milk ratio.

Also this is becoming one of my favourite threads of all time.

It’s very similar to the one that got locked at TOP that started as NDSP
When Whizz started his Modelling wars style shorts

 

[SillyOctpuss]

Thank you for hanging on through the darkest times of this thread. I'm glad that it's finally turned around.

For a while.

It's had a bit of everything. You can't appreciate the good bits without the shitty hard work bits.

 

[Hapless]

 

[the swede]

I agree with him! This is masterclass! I tell you all that when the shit hits and people are dying trying to get to the shuttle to another star system… even the fucking richest and most important people on the planet will not make it if they don’t do exactly that.

 

[Dom Mcsweeney]

S O O N

NDSP: Frosted NANO Wheats

FRACTAL: FNW4 TURBO CEREAL

Kemper: give us extra money and we'll give you extra sugar and shizzle

Line 6: HX Cereal NATIVE/Lite/Stomp/Mini/Floor/Rack

 

[mbenigni]

When you pour the milk on the cereal you can control the optimum cereal/milk ratio. The converse is not true.

Now I know Cliff is a real deal engineer.

P.S. Put your milk in the cup before your coffee, and save yourself a spoon!

 

[yeky83]

This man grabbed a fork by mistake to eat cereal. I will not be taking his advice.

 

[TheTrueZoltan!]

[…] P.S. Put your milk in the cup before your coffee, and save yourself a spoon!

True.

Milk first. Always!