Fractal Audio Systems mystery product speculation

[DrewJD82]

Back in high school, my buddy’s dad kept this box of Wheaties with Michael Jordan on the box, I think it was a limited cover or something, it was year’s old by the time I saw it and was told “It’s a collectible, don’t eat it!”

Well, one night after a bong session in my old Blazer, we go and raid the cabinets for food like we usually do and his dad moved the box to the actual cereal cabinet, so I just make a bowl of it not even thinking when my buddy comes out of the bathroom with his jaw dropped and then points at my stomach, “You’re collectible now!”

It’s been like 25 years and his dad still gives me shit about it every time I see him!

 

[JiveTurkey]

I like to eat frosted mini-wheats by the ladel-full so I cough on each and every bite. Works great with my undiagnosed lactose intolerance!

 

[yeky83]

So milk can splash all over the counter! Duh!

I love being careful with my cereal in the morning /s

 

[SillyOctpuss]

Don't talk stupid. Cereal goes in the milk. Fucking heathen.

WTF! Milk goes over cereal you degenerate.

 

[saarangnarayan]

This must be it.

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This is the closest we’ve come to electric sex pants tbh

 

[quadgear]

BREAKING NEWS:

The port strike is over!

https://www.cnn.com/2024/10/03/business/port-strike-union-deal/index.html

Cliff has a "friend" who "motivated" the interested parties.

 

[KHAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!]

Also, what are wheaties?

they're from the old country.

 

[the swede]

What is the actual fucking difference between pouring cereal on milk or milk on cereal, you fucking idiots! It can’t even matter at all…


Except maybe if the milk splashes as someone said… what… is it funny to make a mess or what???

I’m mad!!!!

But im not… not really

 

[FractalAudio]

What is the actual fucking difference between pouring cereal on milk or milk on cereal, you fucking idiots! It can’t even matter at all…


Except maybe if the milk splashes as someone said… what… is it funny to make a mess or what???

I’m mad!!!!

But im not… not really

When you pour the milk on the cereal you can control the optimum cereal/milk ratio. The converse is not true.

 

[the swede]

When you pour the milk on the cereal you can control the optimum cereal/milk ratio. The converse is not true.

For real?

If you pour milk first then add one cereal at a time… then you must be able to make the perfect ratio!?

 

[the swede]

Nah this is some American hokus plus going on here that we Scandinavians can’t comprehend… it’s like…. Like the peanut butter and jam thing…

 

[TheTrueZoltan!]

When you pour the milk on the cereal you can control the optimum cereal/milk ratio. The converse is not true.

As a very experienced cereal-on-milk-pourer, I disagree.

 

[SillyOctpuss]

When you pour the milk on the cereal you can control the optimum cereal/milk ratio. The converse is not true.

Waiting for Cliff to provide a graph proving the optimum cereal/milk ratio.

Also this is becoming one of my favourite threads of all time.

 

[JiveTurkey]

As a very experienced cereal-on-milk-pourer, I disagree.

How much milk do you pour in the bowl? The whole barometer is you see the level that the cereal sits at then pour the milk juuuuuuust over top of it! This is insane!

 

[TheTrueZoltan!]

How much milk do you pour in the bowl? The whole barometer is you see the level that the cereal sits at then pour the milk juuuuuuust over top of it! This is insane!

If you can‘t get it right my way, you‘re an amateur. Practice more.

 

[TheTrueZoltan!]

 

[the swede]

How much milk do you pour in the bowl? The whole barometer is you see the level that the cereal sits at then pour the milk juuuuuuust over top of it! This is insane!

So the idea is (basically and realistically) that you’d use as little milk as possible?

 

[JiveTurkey]

So the idea is (basically and realistically) that you’d use as little milk as possible?

That's what I am already doing as regulated by the amount of cereal though.

 

[jellodog]

Also this is becoming one of my favourite threads of all time.

Thank you for hanging on through the darkest times of this thread. I'm glad that it's finally turned around.

For a while.

 

[GTR37]

Waiting for Cliff to provide a graph proving the optimum cereal/milk ratio.

Also this is becoming one of my favourite threads of all time.

It’s very similar to the one that got locked at TOP that started as NDSP
When Whizz started his Modelling wars style shorts