Official Original (LOL) Funny Picture Thread! \m/

[mavrick102000]

Posted on another forum.....I know the guy. Warning to anyone growing Ghost Peppers, try out a small sample first before cooking with them....

"Holy Hell... finally used some of my home-made Ghost peppers in some cooking.

Fucking hell I am dying right now and need an ambulance. Fucking shit son of a bitch fucking Christ!

I thought I was inured from stupid-level hot shit... And then I put my home-grown Ghost peppers into food and I am about to fucking die.

Well, Ok. After my ring-burn tomorrow I may feel different. But I never thought I'd meet a pepper that would be too hot.

And I was wrong. Totally fucking wrong!"

My reply to him...

I hear ketchup and mustard help...

 

[mavrick102000]

 

[mavrick102000]

 

[Achilles]

 

[mavrick102000]

Oh Hai!!!

 

[TSJMajesty]

Oh Hai!!!


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Customer States:

"I keep hearing this rattling noise coming from under the hood."

 

[Frodebro]

Oh Hai!!!


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Well, that’s definitely guaranteed to stop mice from chewing on wires under your hood…

 

[Whistler]

 

[FuzzyAce]

Oh Hai!!!


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Obviously that engine runs on snake oil.

 

[Los-D]

Obviously that engine runs on snake oil.

that a Shelby Mustang?

 

[Los-D]

 

[SillyOctpuss]

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I once received a call from HR telling me they'd received an anonymous complaint about my car from one of my sites. Apparently I had been "Parking Erotically in the loading bay"

 

[FuzzyAce]

that a Shelby Mustang?

No no. Those need a different grade of snake oil.

 

[Achilles]

 

[Los-D]

#iykyk

 

[Achilles]

EDIT: see post #2540 for context

 

[likitlikeyoulikeit]

 

[mavrick102000]

 

[Whizzinby]

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I lost it on this one.

 

[Achilles]