I think they are both bad…I made this one today
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Creepy vs. suicidal.I think they are both bad…
Dude, immediate family are statistically more likely to be the offender.Always the first thing that pops into my head. Never trust ANYONE when it comes to your kids!
* immediate family excluded
This metaphor, in this context, invites terrible jokes. (E.g. You named both your daughters "Pearl"??)Dude, immediate family are statistically more likely to be the offender.
Brb, finding my pearls so I can clutch them
Dude, immediate family are statistically more likely to be the offender.
Why yes. We were so pleased when my wife gave birth to two healthy senior citizensThis metaphor, in this context, invites all kinds of terrible jokes. (E.g. You named both your daughters "Pearl"??)