Fractal Audio Systems mystery product speculation

[paisleywookiee]

Wo what‘s the new FAS product supposed to be?

Fractalized accordion.

 

[Rock Chalk]

Nobody here is on a crusade.

Now that's a good one.....

 

[norminal]

This thread:

 

[TSJMajesty]

Wasn’t the screen updated with the Axe-FX III Mark II?

I think you were able to change the brightness of the logo or something like that. But the screen stayed the same iirc.

 

[norminal]

I think you were able to change the brightness of the logo or something like that. But the screen stayed the same iirc.

I’m pretty sure they switched to a higher resolution screen.

Edit:

 

[MTB1973]

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[GTR37]

What, “hatred”? Sure it’s ironic. Like a free ride, when you’re already late.

Or an FM9 in your cart , but you just can’t pay
Who would have thought ?

 

[holoholo]

 

[deepskyone]

Are you tired of programming your AxeFx? Are you tired of never getting the perfect Nickelback toanz? Are you tired of looking at graphs? Are you tired of not being a member of Metallica and having minions to program your AxeFx for you?

Introducing Fractal AI!

A black box of wonder that connects to your Fractal device (FASLink: AxeFx, FM9; USB-A: FM3) and reacts to voice prompts.

"I need more wapoosh"
BOOM! Preset!
"I want to sound like Fluff"
BOOM! Preset!
"I want to be in Metallica"
BO--, no wait, GTFO

Availability: SOON
Price: $99/month, $999/year

Disclaimer: Fractal AI may hallucinate block and parameters types. To retain full compatibility with all current and upcoming Fractal modellers these will be automatically replaced with random fart noises. By using the device you agree that all audio signals and presets may be uploaded to the Fractal cloud to train the upcoming Fractal AI Turbo With A Vengeance model.

 

[norminal]

Are you tired of programming your AxeFx? Are you tired of never getting the perfect Nickelback toanz? Are you tired of looking at graphs? Are you tired of not being a member of Metallica and having minions to program your AxeFx for you?

Introducing Fractal AI!

A black box of wonder that connects to your Fractal device (FASLink: AxeFx, FM9; USB-A: FM3) and reacts to voice prompts.

"I need more wapoosh"
BOOM! Preset!
"I want to sound like Fluff"
BOOM! Preset!
"I want to be in Metallica"
BO--, no wait, GTFO

Availability: SOON
Price: $99/month, $999/year

Disclaimer: Fractal AI may hallucinate block and parameters types. To retain full compatibility with all current and upcoming Fractal modellers these will be automatically replaced with random fart noises. By using the device you agree that all audio signals and presets may be uploaded to the Fractal cloud to train the upcoming Fractal AI Turbo With A Vengeance model.

^
Who the hell is this person, and why don’t they post more often?

 

[Elf]

Are you tired of programming your AxeFx? Are you tired of never getting the perfect Nickelback toanz? Are you tired of looking at graphs? Are you tired of not being a member of Metallica and having minions to program your AxeFx for you?

Introducing Fractal AI!

A black box of wonder that connects to your Fractal device (FASLink: AxeFx, FM9; USB-A: FM3) and reacts to voice prompts.

"I need more wapoosh"
BOOM! Preset!
"I want to sound like Fluff"
BOOM! Preset!
"I want to be in Metallica"
BO--, no wait, GTFO

Availability: SOON
Price: $99/month, $999/year

Disclaimer: Fractal AI may hallucinate block and parameters types. To retain full compatibility with all current and upcoming Fractal modellers these will be automatically replaced with random fart noises. By using the device you agree that all audio signals and presets may be uploaded to the Fractal cloud to train the upcoming Fractal AI Turbo With A Vengeance model.

I would be interested in this if there was a “rent to own” option!

 

[Orvillain]

Well, there you have it!

Are you fucking stupid???

 

[Orvillain]

Once again: the number of parameters is simply not the problem. At all.

Somebody can't read, can't understand, and can't parse anything external to their own viewpoint.

 

[Orvillain]

Raise you hand if you ever used a tube amp for more than a year without ever worrying about the bias setting.

lmao. And literally nobody raised their hand. GOOD FUCKING JOB CHAMP!!

 

[DLC86]

 

[Stone]

Use what works for you.
Why worry about what doesn’t?

This 100%

 

[the swede]

 

[Mongillo19]

At this rate fractal's mystery product is.....

CHAOS AND DIVISION

 

[holoholo]

We have reached peak blue balls

 

[Stone]

All right ya'alll enough with the pointless bickering, this is a great forum, stop this now
Its fucking pointless