Fractal Audio Systems mystery product speculation

[DLC86]

Cliff has revealed 2 of the 3 dimensions of the new product (gotta keep us guessing on the third I guess)! In all fairness, it was in reply to the space needed on a pedal board!

254mm x 160.3mm

New Fractal product coming!!

There are some amazing things we can learn from this image: 1. Fractal Audio users all look like a cross between Aaron Rodgers and Jake Gyllenhaal. 2. Even if you lost your hand in an industrial accident you can play a Telecaster. 3. Wearing a flannel shirt gives you the power of levitation...

forum.fractalaudio.com

At least I got one right!

Rough size estimation based on this pic: 20x16 cm

 

[Piing]

I STILL can't figure out what "electric sex pants" are...

The good ones come with remote control

 

[Piing]

You guys have me intrigued.


But I'm still not clicking any links you bastards post.

Comforting facts to overcome fears:
It is indeed a manual. Not in pdf, but in epub (electronic publication) format.
If well used, it can make you more powerful than the guy that is holding the remote control at the gif posted above
(not the gif posted below, though)

 

[the swede]

Comforting facts to overcome fears:
It is indeed a manual. Not in pdf, but in epub (electronic publication) format.
If well used, it can make you more powerful than the guy that is holding the remote control at the gif posted above
(not the gif posted below, though)

the weird part for me, with the format, is that my whole family has the Apple+ family bla bla bla thing, so I had to quickly remove the book because it automatically opens and gets added across all units with iCloud.

So… yeah… I have it in a folder so I can read it, but need to remove it every time Don’t want the kids to ask why “that” is there with all the Harry Potter and Hunger games stuff

 

[Piing]

the weird part for me, with the format, is that my whole family has the Apple+ family bla bla bla thing, so I had to quickly remove the book because it automatically opens and gets added across all units with iCloud.

So… yeah… I have it in a folder so I can read it, but need to remove it every time Don’t want the kids to ask why “that” is there with all the Harry Potter and Hunger games stuff

If they get that knowledge as kids, they will grow up with superpowers

 

[mbenigni]

the weird part for me, with the format, is that my whole family has the Apple+ family bla bla bla thing, so I had to quickly remove the book because it automatically opens and gets added across all units with iCloud.

So… yeah… I have it in a folder so I can read it, but need to remove it every time Don’t want the kids to ask why “that” is there with all the Harry Potter and Hunger games stuff

Oh no. I clicked that link a couple of days ago, and got an error message. I still have no idea what you're all talking about. I hope the same is true for the rest of my family?

What the hell was that link??

 

[Warmart]

 

[KHAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!]

I STILL can't figure out what "electric sex pants" are...

 

[likitlikeyoulikeit]

 

[GTR37]

The good ones come with remote control

That’s has to be the most embarrassing thing ever shown to thousands of people in a stadium
I wonder if they are still together , lol

 

[GTR37]

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It's taller than 1 "standard" row.
I'm thinking, that's large enough to have amp models right?

There are likely no amps with the amount of posts saying it will be disappointing with no amp modelling I feel confident based on the other hints Cliff has given , he would have just said
It has amp models

 

[Orvillain]

Highly doubt it will have models. I think the space is just for the screen. Whether it will be a touchscreen.... well... I kinda doubt it.

 

[yek]

That’s has to be the most embarrassing thing ever shown to thousands of people in a stadium millions of people around the world

 

[GTR37]

Highly doubt it will have models. I think the space is just for the screen. Whether it will be a touchscreen.... well... I kinda doubt it.

Agree I think it will be based on the current FM design line of products

 

[paisleywookiee]

Whether it will be a touchscreen.... well... I kinda doubt it.

Nicolas said it will, so it WILL, goddamnit!

 

[GTR37]

Nicolas said it will, so it WILL, goddamnit!

Oh yes
With amp models
And an IOS app

 

[Mongillo19]

There it is boys. VP4

 

[saarangnarayan]

Yooooo

Spoiler: Leak(?)

 

[Orvillain]

Virtual Pedalboard.

 

[Mongillo19]

Nicolas said it will, so it WILL, goddamnit!

Nicolas seems to have basically gotten it all wrong