I just had to mentioned that we tried to watch two films and had to bail very quickly:
Crippled Avengers from 1978: The acting was cartoonish, but that's an insult to cartoons. I don't know if the Shaw Brothers and Golden Harvest had a thing for bullying, but so many damn plots are just about some group of bullies bullying people, then people avenging. You could make a martial arts story about a million things, but to me it's so old and tired. Even my favorite of them, the Chinese Connection / Fist of Fury, is just that; I just love seeing Bruce Lee act like he's lost his damn mind! But here, to me it was just terrible acting with a flurry of action with nothing there. It was so bad we had to bail.
Hoodlum from 1997: This one hurt. I loved Deep Cover; like, I will always remember how artistic and cool and just fucking awesome that movie is. Here you have Lawrence Fishburne teaming up with Bill Duke again, and on top of that Tim Roth (always awesome) and Andy Garcia! But this reminded me of why I had low hopes for Deep Cover: my introduction to Bill Duke's directing was the Miami Vice TV show, where Duke directed one of the worst acted episodes with the most over the top violence. I had to look into it, it was so bad, and I was shocked to see it was that awesome dude from Predator who keeps muttering "I'm gonna have me some fun!" after he loses his mind. But now I've seen other TV episodes directed by him, with Crime Story (which is a truly great TV show) and others, but he truly can go from the very worst to the best, and I have no idea why. Anyway, back to Hoodlum: this was just bad in every way; nothing felt right. There was no air, no mood, no magic, just bad acting and worse directing. Tim Roth was awesome, but he's director proof, and Andy Garcia was just himself and boring off the bat. This was a period piece, so it's Bill Duke with a budget; sometimes that does make otherwise good directors bad, like James Gray with Ad Astra, but I don't know; this just sucked, so we bailed.