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I started a new game with the Vagabond to be able to go back through the tutorial, then after watching a guide was able to go through and open two map pieces, and a dozen or so graces to be able to hop between those areas. Nabbed a couple smithing stones, some memory thing and have a couple ash things, the wolf and a squid. Have about 2.5k runes and half a dozen golden runes.
You’re doing good! Limgrave is a good place to practice, but there are also things you’ll come back to (that can be hard now). The stone dudes in the mining cave are weak to clubs and hammers (blunt weapons?). It’s worth remembering that because there are more caves with miners that are worth going through. Save a weapon suited for mines, you can upgrade it later.
Goal tomorrow is to learn the level and upgrade mechanics, sneak into the solider camp to get the whetstone and then just do a bunch of fighting, because I feel like I’m just running around scared of everything and need to start killing fools. (Or at least learning how to kill fools)
First time it’s best to sneak in and grab the stone.
That camp is kinda meant to be a training area. Do that after you got the stone.
Kill them over and over again, it’s the place to learn how to dodge and parry and do critical hits. The captain can be an ass. There is a way to off everyone around the camp and save the captain for last, and that involves sneaking around. Hold your weapon with both hand is also a good thing, increases damage you do (there’s stats in the menus where you can see this). I did my playthrough without learning to use a shield because my weapons could parry. Two handing rocks in this game!
It’s hilarious how completely uninviting the general vibe of the game is. Everyone wants to kill you. All the time.
That is the life of the tarnished.

And it’s ok to spend time in Limgrave, explore. A tip is to explore south first, the game won’t tell you…. but if Limgrave is Level 1, west Limgrave and Weeping Peninsula (south) is Level 2. The creators decided that the lore and story wants you to go certain places, indicated by the direction thing at certain site of grace, but if you’re ready or not to go where they point is a thing you’ll have to discover yourself. And that’s when we learn that the game is evil!!!! And those who made the game are narcissists and sociopaths.

So have fun in Limgrave, remember the stuff that is impossible now, go weeping and west limgrave….. go to the castle!
 
Thanks dudes, I found her by the grace at some main entrance to some castle looking place that I sure as shit am not entering. :ROFLMAO: I found a way to summon Torrent and am now full Red Dead Horse mobile.

I really need to figure out this inventory shit because I keep drinking some flask crap mistakenly and I’m sure I need to be saving it for some brawl.

  • Pouches, that’s the crap you can access with the d-pad?
    • If so, how do I add crap to it? It looks like I have one open spot, with the other being a sword, shield and flask. I guess it would be good to use the other opening on my horse ring or telescope, if I can figure out how to add stuff to it.
  • D-Pad up = cycle spells. These can be assigned at the grace. To use them you need a Talisman (Faith based Miracles) or a Staff (Int based Spells)
  • D-pad down = cycle items. You can add things here from the equipment menu, the list of slots at the bottom. Typically you would have your flasks first, then any items you want to use quickly. You can hold D-pad down to go back to the first item slot (usually healing flask).
  • D-pad left/right = left and right hand weapons/shields etc.
Then there's a secondary 4 item menu you can use by I think holding one of the right side buttons on the controller, then pressing a D-pad direction. This can be populated from the equipment menu, on the right side of the screen. I recommend you use this for things like calling the horse, using telescope, or for summoning helpers.

Also telescope is kinda dumb because to put it away, you need to use it again, no other way. But it's useful for checking out areas.

  • Chest
    • So I can bring stuff in and out of my normal inventory using chests at the graces? (But only at graces?)
Chest is basically a dump you can access at any grace. The idea is that instead of having a shitload of stuff to go through in your normal inventory, you can cram things you cannot use atm, things you don't want to use by accident (e.g boss runes that can be used to just gain runes, but preferably boss weapons), or things you have duplicates of but cannot sell right now.

  • Graces
    • These are basically teleport, sleep, and inventory hubs?
In other Souls games these are called bonfires. Any time you rest here you reset the enemies in the area, regain all your flask uses, health and remove status effects from yourself. Otherwise yes, you can teleport to other places, upgrade some things and access the chest.

  • The yellow light leaf looking stuff is grace guiding me to key areas? Aka death?
Yeah it guides you towards the next grace related to main story progress. Sometimes useful if you don't know where to go, but don't feel like you need to follow it to the letter as e.g the first boss in Limgrave area is pretty tough for beginners, and exploring other areas to become stronger is a good idea.

  • Is there a run option? I led some soldiers on a low speed chase and thankfully they got bored at my mall walk pace.
Hold circle/B, or the same button that rolls. Also note you have different attacks when running.

  • Parrying, I only see a block button, is parrying just hitting block at the time the strike would hit (as opposed to just holding block)
No, parrying is done by using a shield with a parry skill on it. Different shields have different parry windows, which is why you will see pros use a small buckler shield for parries because it has the most "parry frames". The specs of the shield don't matter, you can use an entirely unupgraded Buckler to parry any enemy. So just keep one handy in case you are in an area where you might find parries useful.

You then use the skill button (L2 usually) to perform the parry where your character flings the shield to deflect the enemy weapon. When you successfully parry, the enemy is open to a high damage attack and all you need to do is go close to it and hit R1. This high damage attack can be also performed on human sized enemies by simply getting right behind them and pressing R1, aka backstab.

Parries can only be done for one handed attacks. So if you see e.g a human enemy two handing their weapon, those attacks cannot usually be parried. But if they are e.g holding a sword and shield, parry away.

The trick to learning to parry is that you look at the hand of your enemy, not the weapon. Right when their hand starts to go down, you parry.

I recommend trying this out on slow wind up, low damage enemies to get a feel for it. Parry is super useful against any "big knight on foot" type enemies in the game but I honestly find it tricky to use on many others because they don't have as clear tells for attacks.

I can’t find the cave to get the Whetknife thing, but now that I have Torrent I’m going to try to ride to the Church of Marika to get the Flask of Wondrous Physick, which is more shit I don’t understand but it’s the last thing on my beginner day 1 guide. :ROFLMAO:
That's a great idea, it's very useful.
 
So all this talk of Elden Ring made me restart Elden Ring. I want to tackle Erdtree.

Two hours in and I've already taken out Godrick and Rennala (and a bunch of other side and optional bosses) and about to take on Radahn.
 
So all this talk of Elden Ring made me restart Elden Ring. I want to tackle Erdtree.

Two hours in and I've already taken out Godrick and Rennala (and a bunch of other side and optional bosses) and about to take on Radahn.


can’t be your 2nd run my guess then :rofl

Tell us!!!!!!

My 14 yo son does that now, like… go grab one or two things, blow up the castle. I think he’s done the game over 10 times, 2-3 erdtree.
 
I don't know how many runs I've done.

I'm currently using a flail and buckler.

I also killed the giant dragon at the start to insta level to 43.
Makes me feel id rather sit and watch you play than than play myself :rofl

In my play through i went all in on somber weapons, with a faith build. Used the winged scythe first half then i ended up with the Godslayers Greatsword wich carried my through everything along with black flame faith stuff.

I have a plan that my second play is going to be non somber using a normal swords and going all in on Ashes of war and treatment of weapons I think that will make it more interesting and difficult than my first run. On the other hand, it’s really cool that just about any weapon can carry through the game and become really powerful if you choose the right affinities and aow.
 
I don't know how many runs I've done.

I'm currently using a flail and buckler.

I also killed the giant dragon at the start to insta level to 43.
You mean the one right "downish" from the start area in the lake?

Okay, impressive.

I took out Malenia quite quickly, but some dragons still let me struggle. The one in the ice field appearing out of thin air (or fog) and dealing ice damage? More tries on that than Radahn.
 
You mean the one right "downish" from the start area in the lake?

Okay, impressive.

I took out Malenia quite quickly, but some dragons still let me struggle. The one in the ice field appearing out of thin air (or fog) and dealing ice damage? More tries on that than Radahn.

No. The really massive dragon through the teleporter North of the Church of Marika. Gives you 50K.
 
I stepped into a time warp yesterday and started Battlefront II. It was a $5 holiday purchase from a couple years ago (PS4). I never touched it because it took such a brutal beating on the web at the time. It runs great on PS5 and surprisingly I’m really enjoying the game.

There’s some pretty dodgy collision detection happening in spots, something physics glitches, and general weirdness like tree leaves stopping lasers, but I’m still managing to have a pretty good time.

Id like to spend some time with the Robocop game - looks like a fun throwback and some of the stylization reminds me of the old Sega arcade games from the late 80s and early 90s (in a good way).
 
Makes me feel id rather sit and watch you play than than play myself :rofl

In my play through i went all in on somber weapons, with a faith build. Used the winged scythe first half then i ended up with the Godslayers Greatsword wich carried my through everything along with black flame faith stuff.

I have a plan that my second play is going to be non somber using a normal swords and going all in on Ashes of war and treatment of weapons I think that will make it more interesting and difficult than my first run. On the other hand, it’s really cool that just about any weapon can carry through the game and become really powerful if you choose the right affinities and aow.
I've done so many runs of Dark Souls 3 with different weapons, just because the game is more linear and much shorter, and the bosses are more fun than ER.

Knife/dagger builds can be surprisingly fun when you become really agile by utilizing the dodge Art of War, and use things that benefit damage per second attacks where your attacks are just so fast and take so little stamina that you can spam them while stunlocking many enemies.

Normal swords are probably the most boring weapon type overall. Like sure, the moveset is nice and they do decent damage but that's about it.
 
Okay I spent a couple hours last night and started to translate the runes :wat

I'm not good with this kind of stuff so I had to look up some hints. The nice thing with these puzzle games is Reddit groups are really good about trying to give hints and hiding things with spoiler tags so you can get help without just getting the answer.

So with a few hints I was able to translate a couple words, then used that to start trying other words in the instructions, and when they actually make sense it's really satisfying! I'm about halfway through the runes.

I will say it's not straightforward at all, you'd probably need to be really good with languages to figure it out on your own. I enjoy these puzzle games but feel like an idiot half the time as I can't get them lol
 
Thanks dudes, I found her by the grace at some main entrance to some castle looking place that I sure as shit am not entering. :ROFLMAO: I found a way to summon Torrent and am now full Red Dead Horse mobile.

I really need to figure out this inventory shit because I keep drinking some flask crap mistakenly and I’m sure I need to be saving it for some brawl.

  • Pouches, that’s the crap you can access with the d-pad?
    • If so, how do I add crap to it? It looks like I have one open spot, with the other being a sword, shield and flask. I guess it would be good to use the other opening on my horse ring or telescope, if I can figure out how to add stuff to it.
  • Chest
    • So I can bring stuff in and out of my normal inventory using chests at the graces? (But only at graces?)
  • Graces
    • These are basically teleport, sleep, and inventory hubs?
  • The yellow light leaf looking stuff is grace guiding me to key areas? Aka death?
  • Is there a run option? I led some soldiers on a low speed chase and thankfully they got bored at my mall walk pace.
  • Parrying, I only see a block button, is parrying just hitting block at the time the strike would hit (as opposed to just holding block)
I can’t find the cave to get the Whetknife thing, but now that I have Torrent I’m going to try to ride to the Church of Marika to get the Flask of Wondrous Physick, which is more shit I don’t understand but it’s the last thing on my beginner day 1 guide. :ROFLMAO:

Quick pouches are technically a different thing than the slots you always see on screen - if you open your inventory and look on the right side you can see where you can add items to quick pouches; then you can use them by holding the triangle button (or whatever the equivalent is on xbox) while pressing the D pad direction you chose (personally I only ever use these for the lantern and the ring to summon torrent)

The yellow light coming off graces points you in the direction of the next closest grace

Yes you can run by holding down the same button you use to dodge roll

Parrying can only be done if a shield has the Parry Ash of War on it (you'll see the word Parry in the bottom left screen if your shield is capable of it) - in that case press L2 to Parry

Whetknife is down some stairs in those ruins right up the road from where you spoke to Melina at the grace. You definitely NEED to get that
 
Also like I mentioned earlier, if you're still using the default sword the Vagabond starts with, two-hand it (hold triangle or equivalent and press R1 if the sword is in your right hand) - this will effectively double your attack power

Once you're dual wielding it hold L2 to enter the Square Off Stance then press R2 to Square Off. This will be by far your biggest source of damage, and hitting almost anything with 2 or 3 of those will either flat out kill it or stagger it (you'll see the enemy fall to their knees - at that point walk right up in front of them and press R1 for a critical attack for massive damage

Practically all enemies are prone to critical attacks with the exception of the Tree Sentinels (big dude on the horse at the start)
 
Thanks dudes. I’m trying to digest all this knowledge being dropped.

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Those camp soldiers are getting their asses kicked today. (Maybe lol)
 
Side note, what are those white silhouette looking dudes running around? I see them all the time, some even try to attack, but they apparently can’t hit me. Is that multiplayer dudes?
 
Side note, what are those white silhouette looking dudes running around? I see them all the time, some even try to attack, but they apparently can’t hit me. Is that multiplayer dudes?

It's just visions of other players online - gives you a glimpse of what they're doing

You can't interact with those

On the flipside the bloodstains you can interact with show you a vision of how/where another player died
 
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