They will sing songs of my exploits. Sir Whizzly of the Woods, who reached level 703 while never leaving visual sight of the Church of Elleh.
He never fought
With his golden boots
He farmed all day
The rowa fruit
Sir Whizzly!
Sir Whizzly!
I’ve killed those soldier bastards in the woods a thousand times now and then used grace to fast forward to morning and start all over again. Current stats:
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But I have actually made some progress. I found a Vagabond guide online, which showed me where to get the Claymore. So I’m slanging big steel. According to that guide I need to be dual wielding that with the Longshanks Longsword I got from the soldier camp. I need to figure out how to survive without a shield.
But with my stats up some and with the Claymore I was finally able to slaughter the entire soldier base camp in one go.
Feeling ballsy I challenged the golden giant horsey dude, and got my ass properly handed to me. I was at the start somehow able to get to his side and do 20% damage, but then he started doing sumo jumps and shit, and his attacks were breaking down my shield posture. One day I’m killing that bastard.
But, I did kill my first non soldier dude. The pumpkin head guy guarding the storm hill bridge. I was able to beat him, then was disappointed he didn’t drop anything or give me big runes. I thought the achievement was big enough for the credits to roll or something. “My job is now done in this land”
I’m kind of at that weird spot where I don’t really know who I should or shouldn’t be beating. Like all these giant dudes seem like they’ll wreck me. I need to find the Land of Evenly Matched Foes.
Anyway, guide says I need to get the Eldtree talisman or some shit, so I’m going to try to do that today, and then hopefully add some more Endurance points. I had the fat bastard roll after getting the Claymore, but with some inventory management and removing my helmet, I was able to get back a somewhat quick roll. I think I need to spam some Endurance and start upgrading my Claymore.