The Pot Partaker's Lounge


IMO, the pot companies shouldn’t be doing that shit anyway. Just opens the door for someone to mistakingly get REALLY fucked up when they weren’t trying to and that can be absolutely miserable for people, never mind kids.

I know I ate a ton of it, but I would have bought Cheer-He-Goes instead of Cheerios just the same.
 
Ok, question for the homegrowing (or rather gardengrowing) folks: Which seeds do I need? What I would like is some not too heavy stuff, should be growing easily and robust, climate can be mixed (temperatures are central european style, ranging from 4°-14° in April to 13°-23° August as average (Celsium) temperatures, around 10 rainy days per month). Would pregrow inside, then take them out.
Ideally, I'd like some "pre-feminized" and "auto-flowering" seeds (no need to deal with the lights, which wouldn't be possible in the garden anyway).
Any good tips?
 
I have only done about half a dozen crops in the past few decades, but here are some things to note/watch for.

1. What type of effect are you looking for? If you know strains that you already like, try to find seeds for those specific strains. If you are not familiar, a general guideline is that indica can be a very mind numbing, can't do anything type of effect (sometimes jockingly refereed to as indicouch as in, you will just sit on the couch). Sativa's are generally considered a more "up" effect. Lot's of energy and creative juices flowing. I personally LOVE sativas for this reason, but it is hard to find pure strains of either these days as everyone is selling hybrids for the most part (supposedly best of both worlds).

2. If you are going to grow in a natural environment after they are of a certain size, keep the following in mind.
  • Growing outdoors, you have 3 ways to lose your crop. Thieves, law enforcement and mother nature (bugs, animals, storms, high winds, etc.). Yes, with it being legal now, law should not be the problem, but I have been telling this to people for decades and it still stands. Law enforcement might be taking on the role of thieves at times so they can still a threat even in a world of "legal".
  • Growing indoors, you have complete control over the environment and are a lot less prone to the loss factors above, but will likely have lower yields and it will cost more due to electricity and other factors. Generally indoor grows however have stronger flavors.
  • Depending on what strains you opt for, once in budding/flowering cycle and after a rain, you may want to shake the plants to fight against any mold forming deep inside the buds. The more thick and dense the buds/flowers are, the more you have to think about this. With the really thick and dense buds, water can get trapped inside those flowers and end up helping mold to spread. There are strains that are more mold resistant than others, but if you pay attention and are able to shake them a bit after a rain, you should be able to fend off any issues like that. In general, Indica is thicker denser buds, Sativa thinner less dense, but there are of course exceptions.
3. It is my understanding that potency is 90% dictated by the strain and not your growing methods. The yield of your grow will be affected by your methods as will taste, but the actual potency will not change much from what I understand.

4. Drying and trimming are real jobs. My last grow was 10 plants and I spent about 20 hours on trimming alone, and these were not huge plants. It is for this and the other time factors involved with doing my own crop(s) that I let a friend do it and he gives me very good prices (plus he has been doing it professionally since 1996 when California passed it's first medical usage law and he is really good at it). Right now, I am in a trade program with him where I give him fresh eggs from our laying hens and he gives me my medicine (I am a medical user).

5. I picked up some seeds a few years ago that I have not yet planted that are 100% Sativa known as Dr. Grinspoon. It is a very odd looking variety with popcorn like small buds, but it is very mold resistant and 100% Sativa. I need mold resistant as my world is very humid year round.

Kudos to Deutschland on backing off the draconian laws the world enacted in the 20th century! Enjoy ;~))
 
Either the super stoned chick at the shop by house digs me or she's really really bad at math lol


Me: I'll take 2 of those 30 dollar 8ths. Putting down 66 or 67 bucks for the tax and tip

Her: (slowly counting it, confused face for a pretty basic transaction) says: that's too much money and hands me back a 20 lol.
 
Fun fact: Every bass track I've recorded in the last 6 years, I was ripped for.

It starts off the same way; I pick up the bass and once I have the parts figured out I start recording and inevitably realize I'm locking in with the guitar part more than the kick drum, then I partake and all of a sudden, it sounds like a bass player playing bass. :rofl
 
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Concentrate.

Yeah well, I thought something like that.
We used to make our own oil out of left overs (leafs and stems), slowly heated it in isopropanol, sieved the mess and let the rest of the isopropanol evaporate. looked *way* darker than anything in that picture, didn't smell much (if at all), so we just dipped some tobacco into it and smoked a fatty. Next thing I remember was waking up next morning.
 
We used to make our own oil.

Funny story, in hindsight.
Way back when coke first made it to our area in the late disco 70s a friend of a friend showed us this cool thing with baking soda, boiling water, and some other stuff I'm forgetting, where you'd end up with a vile of these little hard rocks of concentrated coke you could smoke.


A few years later the exact same thing was all over the news........... :ROFLMAO:

my wife and I had been cooking crack :rofl
 
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Last year, on 4/20, I wrote a song titled "Happy 4 Score". I thought about releasing it then, but did not do so formally as the timeframe was too much for me. Well, today, I am going to release it. Working on the video right now but wanted to post the audio, artwork and lyrics so that those so inclined (to listen to my drivel) could enjoy it on this "special" day! So here you go, those who breathe the flow, "Happy 4 Score" ;~))

Happy 4 Score
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Happy 4 Score - Copyright April 20, 2023 - ANO Publishing, LLC - All Rights Reserved

<Verse 1>
Good day fine people
The ones who are not sheeple
Who love the taste of freedom
We feel the THC run

Hello to my tokers
All the vipers and the rollers
Aloha to my bongers
Pack a bowl and smoke stronger

<Chorus>
Happy four twenty
I hope you all got plenty
I pray you paid only pennies
And that it hit you intensely
Happy four twenty
To my brothers and my sisters
To the spleef King Misters
The medicine for lifes blisters

<Verse 2>
Knock on the door of the future
Do we need some sutures
To stitch up the reducers
Who are all hate tutors

Stand one like a family
Breathe deep and live happily
Give all your love till your last breath
Let me puff till I'm at death

<Chorus>
Happy four twenty
I hope you all got plenty
I pray you paid only pennies
And that you toke it intensely

Happy four twenty
To my brothers and my sisters
To the spleef King Misters
The mad medicine twisters

<Instrumental>

<Bridge>
Oh man I think I gonna laugh
Ha ha check out all that gas
Puff give cause it help me to live
It's my sanity preservative

<Chorus>
Happy four twenty
I hope you all got plenty
I pray you paid only pennies
And that you smoke it intensely

Happy four twenty
To my brothers and my sisters
To the spleef King Misters
The medicine for lifes blisters

<Instrumental>

<Verse 3>
Never let em take your stock
Never inhale to their clock
Never let 'em get on top
Of our choice to burn this crop

Never let 'em define you
Never let 'em confine you
Never bow to the masters
Who manufacture disasters

<Outro>
Happy four twenty
I hope you all got plenty
I pray you paid only pennies
And that it hit you intensely

Happy four twenty
To my brothers and my sisters
To the spleef King Misters
The medicine for lifes blisters

Happy four twenty
I hope you all got plenty
I pray you paid only pennies
And that you toke it intensely

Happy four twenty
To my brothers and my sisters
To the spleef King Misters
The mad medicine twisters
Happy four twenty

"Happy 4 Score" video with YT age restriction imposed (I have appealed this auto-generated restriction)!
 
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