Shenanigans Local #666 -- You Paid Your Dues, Now Kick Off Them Shoes!

[la szum]

My mom and wife smoke like 5 ounces a month, each!!!! That's why I grow so many plants!!!!!!

I usually only go through maybe 3.....if I don't have extracts....but I smoke a bong predominantly.

And I get it @norminal , im probably gonna die when I'm 60ish....but what age was jim fix when he died..... running?

 

[likitlikeyoulikeit]

Shit ...my use was way higher 10 years ago....but I was involved in some shit back then!!!!

 

[6string_Lydia]

It really is a good album.

Absolutely

 

[la szum]

Higher? So...... literally.....????

 

[la szum]

The only Mayer I can stomach is .....

Both are full of Bologna, if you ask me.

 

[likitlikeyoulikeit]

Higher? So...... literally.....????

Been in some worlds bud ....some completely filled with smoke and black leather...and dudes with mean grins, until you close the doors, on civilians.

Stayed high for like 10 years straight, worked all the time....life was a party, literally!!!

 

[norminal]

How about John Myers?

 

[ᛗᛜᛜᚺDᛜᎶ Ꮤᛨᚳᚴ]

I think I have told this story before on this site (in Pot Partakers thread most likely), but it fits with the current dialogue of this thread so here goes! In the early 90's, some friends of mine were hired to be the "Spencer Davis Group" as Mr. Davis traveled the country and used local musicians as his band for that tour. I was hanging with them in Chicago one afternoon and Mr. Davis offers to buy us all some pizzas. As we sit around eating and chatting, the topic of the devil's weed came up. Mr. Davis proceeded to tell us that when he was on Island Records label in the 70's, he would often cross paths with Bob Marley at studios and corporate locations/events. He said that Bob would smoke an ounce of reefer every day before noon (no stats available on qty after noon)! I can not imagine inhaling that much smoke, nor can I imagine being functional in any way after such a massive intake (though I am sure his herbstock did not sport the THC numbers we get these days)!!! Me, I am a total lightweight these days (and always been a lightweight compared to Bob), probably an ounce every 6 weeks or so ;~)) At my peak, I was probably putting down an ounce every 10 days or so, sometimes in a week!

 

[likitlikeyoulikeit]

My wife keeps her roaches..... clips the end, removes the paper and puts them in a bag... then gives ounce bags of roach weed to the needy....her friend down south.

At one point it was a gallon bag.

 

[6string_Lydia]

I have not smoked weed in 20 something years. Im not a weed hater, its just not my thing.

 

[likitlikeyoulikeit]

I get it....I feel the same way about coke.....I just really like the way it smells.

 

[6string_Lydia]

I get it....I feel the same way about coke.....I just really like the way it smells.

Lol.
Ive never tried it. I've been around while other people were doing it, but i didn't.

 

[likitlikeyoulikeit]

Lol.
Ive never tried it. I've been around while other people were doing it, but i didn't.

It's medicinal. Jk.---correction, was medicinal--

 

[likitlikeyoulikeit]

Alrighty.....

Happy Hour.....shots and beers on the bar for the first hour.....coffee for those abstaining....or a carbonated beverage, if one would like.

I put a 10 spot in the jukebox ....pick your poison!!!

I will pick first.

 

[6string_Lydia]

Ill pick one if its ok.
I love to hear this in a bar.

 

[ᛗᛜᛜᚺDᛜᎶ Ꮤᛨᚳᚴ]

How about my favorite Zappa song ever (which you will find on no jukebox anywhere):

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[TSJMajesty]

Well, if I'm drinking, this is gonna come out:

WTF is up with the fake eyelashes, the botox lip injections, and the fake, drawn-on eyebrows on women these days? "Clown face" is being generous! UG-LY!
Beauty to me, is a natural beauty.

 

[likitlikeyoulikeit]

Just so it's clear to all patrons ...we do not, and have never, served Boars Head products.

Just so you know....our sandwiches are filled with wishes!!!!!

 

[likitlikeyoulikeit]

How about my favorite Zappa song ever (which you will find on no jukebox anywhere):

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Love it...... Montana is my fav.

 

[likitlikeyoulikeit]

Well, if I'm drinking, this is gonna come out:

WTF is up with the fake eyelashes, the botox lip injections, and the fake, drawn-on eyebrows on women these days? "Clown face" is being generous! UG-LY!
Beauty to me, is a natural beauty.

Eyelashes are fine ...but why pluck your eyebrows.....just to use a pencil...or worse a stamp? WTF?