QC vs Helix

I outright will call Mummy Pig out on her trash Dorito-dust-on-the-tits behaviour, the way she treats Daddy Pig. She deserves to be spitroasted by a pair of talking crows and covered in apple sauce.

If I'm being completely honest MrsSillyOctpuss and I also ship Nanny Plum and the wise old elf, there's definitely sexual tension there.
 
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