QC vs Helix

I outright will call Mummy Pig out on her trash Dorito-dust-on-the-tits behaviour, the way she treats Daddy Pig. She deserves to be spitroasted by a pair of talking crows and covered in apple sauce.

It's pretty clear that Mummy Pig closed on the doors on the porky love tunnel the minute George was born. A frustrated Daddy Pig keeps going through the use of online pornography and libidinous fantasies at bath time involving Miss Rabbit.
 
WTF? I came to this thread late and now I can't figure out if you guys took heavy doses of psychedelics, watched demented cartoons, or watched demented cartoons after taking heavy doses of psychedelics.

Is there really a pig getting spit roasted on a Sweedish shelf while an octopus and a plum film only fans content on a Finish shelf? I am SOOOO confused!
 
WTF? I came to this thread late and now I can't figure out if you guys took heavy doses of psychedelics, watched demented cartoons, or watched demented cartoons after taking heavy doses of psychedelics.

Is there really a pig getting spit roasted on a Sweedish shelf while an octopus and a plum film only fans content on a Finish shelf? I am SOOOO confused!
nothing to see just a new ad from IKEA
 
WTF? I came to this thread late and now I can't figure out if you guys took heavy doses of psychedelics, watched demented cartoons, or watched demented cartoons after taking heavy doses of psychedelics.

Is there really a pig getting spit roasted on a Sweedish shelf while an octopus and a plum film only fans content on a Finish shelf? I am SOOOO confused!

Give it a week and you'll be jumping in muddy puddles and wanting to ride on Grandpa Pig's boat like the rest of us.
 
I have never seen this pig show, and unless it involves curing and or smoking the pigs, I am going to pass.

I am also going to take a pass on an onlyfans site featuring a wise old elf banging the nanny. I think that plot line has been...uh..."beaten"...to death.
 
WTF? I came to this thread late and now I can't figure out if you guys took heavy doses of psychedelics, watched demented cartoons, or watched demented cartoons after taking heavy doses of psychedelics.

Is there really a pig getting spit roasted on a Sweedish shelf while an octopus and a plum film only fans content on a Finish shelf? I am SOOOO confused!
It's called "Tuesday" here.
 
I have never seen this pig show, and unless it involves curing and or smoking the pigs, I am going to pass.

I am also going to take a pass on an onlyfans site featuring a wise old elf banging the nanny. I think that plot line has been...uh..."beaten"...to death.

You're really fixating on a 5 minute joke we had about 4 months ago. Why not just let it go?
 
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