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Shoplifting is really bad in a lot of areas. A while back, California raised the dollar amount of punishable theft to $1,000, so you won't get prosecuted for anything less than that amount. They then bragged about crime going down, but in reality shoplifting went through the roof-to the point that many stores closed locations in the worst areas. But, on the books, there was "less crime" because arrests and prosecutions went down.
 
Shoplifting is really bad in a lot of areas. A while back, California raised the dollar amount of punishable theft to $1,000, so you won't get prosecuted for anything less than that amount. They then bragged about crime going down, but in reality shoplifting went through the roof-to the point that many stores closed locations in the worst areas. But, on the books, there was "less crime" because arrests and prosecutions went down.
That's fucked up on so many levels.

Just start cutting off hands and watch theft go way down! :rofl
 
That's fucked up on so many levels.

Just start cutting off hands and watch theft go way down! :rofl

It's absolutely fucked up. The stores are getting royally screwed by this crap, and in turn the consumer has to jump through hoops just to make a purchase-which also drives down sales. The most noticeable in my area is the Home Depots. Tools and such that you used to be able to just take off the shelf and put in your cart are now locked up in cages, so you have to find an associate to unlock the cage, then they carry the item to the check stand where the cashier rings it up. It's inconvenient as fuck, especially if the store is busy and it can take a half hour just to buy a small tool.
 
You didn't LOL ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Guess I won't whip out the poop map in the surrounding San Fransicko hood.
I was honestly tryin to figure out if it was a joke, or what.

Were people like, smashing Doritos as a prank? Opening bags and eating them in the store? IDK ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I don't live in/near any big cities, thankfully! (Especially liberal ones. Oops. :sofa )
 
It's absolutely fucked up. The stores are getting royally screwed by this crap, and in turn the consumer has to jump through hoops just to make a purchase-which also drives down sales. The most noticeable in my area is the Home Depots. Tools and such that you used to be able to just take off the shelf and put in your cart are now locked up in cages, so you have to find an associate to unlock the cage, then they carry the item to the check stand where the cashier rings it up. It's inconvenient as fuck, especially if the store is busy and it can take a half hour just to buy a small tool.
And it raises the prices, which get passed on, and/or drives down their budget for labor.
 
I was honestly tryin to figure out if it was a joke, or what.

Were people like, smashing Doritos as a prank? Opening bags and eating them in the store? IDK ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I don't live in/near any big cities, thankfully! (Especially liberal ones. Oops. :sofa )

In a lot of areas people just fill a backpack with merchandise and walk right past the employees and out the front door. The cops can't do anything about it, because their hands are tied by stupid policies.
 
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