Official Original (LOL) Funny Picture Thread! \m/

[Holden Afart]

There once was a conductor of a youth orchestra. He had trouble controlling his temper sometimes and would lash out violently. One day while in rehearsal, the first violin player was just playing out of turn for no reason. The conductor got so angry he kicked the violin player so hard that he died. The conductor was convicted and sentenced to death.

For his last meal the conductor ordered a dozen bananas. The guard was a bit purplexed, but hey, it's his last meal... The conductor ate the bananas and went on his way to the chair. They turned on the juice and let him fry, but the conductor lived. In this particular place, if you live through execution, you are set free.

So the conductor went back to what he does best - conducting. Although, he still had violence issues. On another fateful day, the last chair flutist just couldn't play, and he got fed up and threw a music stand at her and killed her. moving forward to death row, he had the same prison guard look after his last meal. Again, he ordered 12 bananas. The guard was really puzzled, but filled the order. Not only that, but the conductor lived through another electric chair!

For a third time the conductor was back on the podium when a snare drummer was just being loud. The conductor threw his baton at the poor drummer and she fell, dead, with a baton in her eye. The conductor found himself, once again, in that small cell, ordering his dozen bananas. This time the guard couldn't take it anymore.

"I've given you three last meals. Each time you order 12 bananas. I have also never seen anyone live through the electric chair. Do the bananas help that?" asked the guard.

The conductor looked up from his seventh banana and replied, "no, I just really like bananas."

The guard was shocked. "Then how in the hell do you keep living through the electric chair!?"

"because I'm a bad conductor."

 

[mavrick102000]

 

[Holden Afart]

There once was a conductor of a youth orchestra. He had trouble controlling his temper sometimes and would lash out violently. One day while in rehearsal, the first violin player was just playing out of turn for no reason. The conductor got so angry he kicked the violin player so hard that he died. The conductor was convicted and sentenced to death.

For his last meal the conductor ordered a dozen bananas. The guard was a bit purplexed, but hey, it's his last meal... The conductor ate the bananas and went on his way to the chair. They turned on the juice and let him fry, but the conductor lived. In this particular place, if you live through execution, you are set free.

So the conductor went back to what he does best - conducting. Although, he still had violence issues. On another fateful day, the last chair flutist just couldn't play, and he got fed up and threw a music stand at her and killed her. moving forward to death row, he had the same prison guard look after his last meal. Again, he ordered 12 bananas. The guard was really puzzled, but filled the order. Not only that, but the conductor lived through another electric chair!

For a third time the conductor was back on the podium when a snare drummer was just being loud. The conductor threw his baton at the poor drummer and she fell, dead, with a baton in her eye. The conductor found himself, once again, in that small cell, ordering his dozen bananas. This time the guard couldn't take it anymore.

"I've given you three last meals. Each time you order 12 bananas. I have also never seen anyone live through the electric chair. Do the bananas help that?" asked the guard.

The conductor looked up from his seventh banana and replied, "no, I just really like bananas."

The guard was shocked. "Then how in the hell do you keep living through the electric chair!?"

"because I'm a bad conductor."

"because I'm a bad conductor"

 

[Los-D]

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Reminded me of this:

 

[Eagle]

If this is political take it down .

 

[Funk Soul Brother]

 

[duzie]

Guilty

 

[duzie]

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If this is political take it down .

 

[TSJMajesty]

Guilty
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[Eagle]

 

[Blix]

Guilty
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[TSJMajesty]

@FuzzyAce

But in my defense, I saved a bunch of foam wrapping from my last kitchen cabinet install, and it came in very handy on Friday (I even remembered to grab it from home), using it to wrap part of the scaffolding to help slide the "beam wrap box" (top part in the picture) up onto the top level, without scratching it.

So every now and again, that saved stuff comes in handy!

 

[FuzzyAce]

@FuzzyAce

But in my defense, I saved a bunch of foam wrapping from my last kitchen cabinet install, and it came in very handy on Friday (I even remembered to grab it from home), using it to wrap part of the scaffolding to help slide the "beam wrap box" (top part in the picture) up onto the top level, without scratching it.

So every now and again, that saved stuff comes in handy!

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Definitely. We save foam all the time and keep at the shop. Stuff gets expensive.

 

[FuzzyAce]

Also funny you posted that wall @TSJMajesty , we have a project coming up with the same kind of fireplace wall and height, but we'll be slatting it with solid walnut. I like the look of that green one too.

 

[TSJMajesty]

Also funny you posted that wall @TSJMajesty , we have a project coming up with the same kind of fireplace wall and height, but we'll be slatting it with solid walnut. I like the look of that green one too.

NICE!

The fucked up part though, is this is the 7th time that scaffold has been set up/broken down, because my boss, Rob, has too many balls in the air (he's my drummer buddy whom I've known/played with, since early 80's), including 2 bands, so he's terrible at organizing jobs. It's like pulling teeth to get him to let go of the site management, and let me take over (which I'm extremely good at!)

Plus, I could've managed the job, even while I was recovering from my broken heel. But instead, I just sat home and played lots of guitar, and returned to all sorts of shit that had been skipped over! (That stained trim should've been installed long before now.)

It was real fun working around those ceiling fans, which should've been installed LAST!!

But that whole project was really cool!

 

[norminal]

Definitely. We save foam all the time and keep at the shop. Stuff gets expensive.

Definitely! Given the amount of gear that I’ve moved, I keep all the foam and packing materials I can. That stuff is expensive to buy in small quantities.

 

[FuzzyAce]

 

[sleewell]

 

[sleewell]

 

[mavrick102000]