mavrick102000
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I was at a party one time shroomin hard and was going to do that but I sat on the front because I was so wasted and toppled over and everyone cracked up.
Sheeeet.I was at a party one time shroomin hard and was going to do that but I sat on the front because I was so wasted and toppled over and everyone cracked up.
Worked for a landscaping company as a teen with one of my buddys. There was an older guy who worked on the same crew and he used to boss us around and dog us constantly, blame us for his screwups, all that.Sheeeet.
I'm 16, a buddy from school is over on a Saturday night, we're drinking Peppermint Schnapps, and so as to not have my parents find out we're drunk, we piss out the back door instead of going to the bathroom upstairs.
Only thing is, there's a wheelbarrow parked right outside the back door, and for some stupid teenage reason, neither of us bother to move it, instead choosing to take said piss right into it.
I earned the nickname 'wheelbarrow' for the rest of the school year because I was so stinking drunk I fell into it, topple it over, and get covered in our piss.
Kissed her ass!The wife made a really poor resolution gif...of some old security cam footage.....can you guess what I did to her?
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Pants'd her.....my mom was watching out the picture window.Kissed her ass!