Line 6 Helix Stadium

Everybody seems happy getting their hands on a new product whether finished or not and writing a blank check to Line 6 for releasing it as it is. That’s not cool with me so I am labeled as a dumbass. Really.

We don’t need new effects, they’ve been developing them for ten years!
It does have some new effects! They just never told anyone until now! You’ve already got the “new” effects in your old box!
Ok, we do need new effects but we’re willing to wait!
Line 6 can’t be expected to research and develop a complete product and ship it when the market is ready for it! That would take planning and unrealistic resources that YGG just doesn’t have! It would take years and years! But they’ll release the new effects in just a few months!

I expect more from Line 6 especially since Yamaha acquired them. I’m not a dumbass for that. I’m betting Line 6 would prefer to ship with a finished product but can’t because there current platform is getting ancient and competition never sleeps.

Quad Cortex shipped unfinished.
Fender TMP shipped unfinished.
Kemper MKII shipped unfinished.
Line 6 Stadium shipped unfinished.

Line 6 crowd: Yay! This is perfect and completely what I need! Thank you so much! Great job!

I’m not the dumbass.
 
Everybody seems happy getting their hands on a new product whether finished or not and writing a blank check to Line 6 for releasing it as it is. That’s not cool with me so I am labeled as a dumbass. Really.

We don’t need new effects, they’ve been developing them for ten years!
It does have some new effects! They just never told anyone until now! You’ve already got the “new” effects in your old box!
Ok, we do need new effects but we’re willing to wait!
Line 6 can’t be expected to research and develop a complete product and ship it when the market is ready for it! That would take planning and unrealistic resources that YGG just doesn’t have! It would take years and years! But they’ll release the new effects in just a few months!

I expect more from Line 6 especially since Yamaha acquired them. I’m not a dumbass for that. I’m betting Line 6 would prefer to ship with a finished product but can’t because there current platform is getting ancient and competition never sleeps.

Quad Cortex shipped unfinished.
Fender TMP shipped unfinished.
Kemper MKII shipped unfinished.
Line 6 Stadium shipped unfinished.

Line 6 crowd: Yay! This is perfect and completely what I need! Thank you so much! Great job!

I’m not the dumbass.
You're talking as if this new product is some piece of shit straight to Amazon for 30 dollars not even as good as Mooer type of thing.

You are the dumbass. The assiest of dumbs. If weight lifters lifted asses instead of dumb bells, your face would be on the cheeks.
 
Quad Cortex shipped unfinished.
Fender TMP shipped unfinished.
Kemper MKII shipped unfinished.
Line 6 Stadium shipped unfinished.

I think you're being misleading here. Line 6 told you exactly how the Helix Stadiums will ship. If you don't like it, sure thing, don't buy it - in fact, never buy a device based on future promises, from any manufacturer.

There's at least one unit in that list notorious for being the complete opposite.
 
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Everybody seems happy getting their hands on a new product whether finished or not and writing a blank check to Line 6 for releasing it as it is. That’s not cool with me so I am labeled as a dumbass. Really.

We don’t need new effects, they’ve been developing them for ten years!
It does have some new effects! They just never told anyone until now! You’ve already got the “new” effects in your old box!
Ok, we do need new effects but we’re willing to wait!
Line 6 can’t be expected to research and develop a complete product and ship it when the market is ready for it! That would take planning and unrealistic resources that YGG just doesn’t have! It would take years and years! But they’ll release the new effects in just a few months!

I expect more from Line 6 especially since Yamaha acquired them. I’m not a dumbass for that. I’m betting Line 6 would prefer to ship with a finished product but can’t because there current platform is getting ancient and competition never sleeps.

Quad Cortex shipped unfinished.
Fender TMP shipped unfinished.
Kemper MKII shipped unfinished.
Line 6 Stadium shipped unfinished.

Line 6 crowd: Yay! This is perfect and completely what I need! Thank you so much! Great job!

I’m not the dumbass.
You’re confusing “always in progress” with “charging people to be beta testers”. This isn’t going to be a QC situation where they have to go back and edit the pre-release marketing stuff and the wait 4 years for shit they advertised on preorder to START showing up. Or a TMP situation where they literally did the modeling wrong to work proper with IRs (and obviously didn’t even listen to some of the early models). Or some sub $500 thing from Amazon that is “finished” because it will be abandoned for new hardware in 24 months.
 
There’s always the option that I take: don’t buy a modeler until it has all the things you want. If they release it without what you want, wait.

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I agree… just wait there will be plenty available for years anyhow…same with tmp… just wait till fender adds more stuff
 
Everybody seems happy getting their hands on a new product whether finished or not and writing a blank check to Line 6 for releasing it as it is. That’s not cool with me so I am labeled as a dumbass. Really.

We don’t need new effects, they’ve been developing them for ten years!
It does have some new effects! They just never told anyone until now! You’ve already got the “new” effects in your old box!
Ok, we do need new effects but we’re willing to wait!
Line 6 can’t be expected to research and develop a complete product and ship it when the market is ready for it! That would take planning and unrealistic resources that YGG just doesn’t have! It would take years and years! But they’ll release the new effects in just a few months!

I expect more from Line 6 especially since Yamaha acquired them. I’m not a dumbass for that. I’m betting Line 6 would prefer to ship with a finished product but can’t because there current platform is getting ancient and competition never sleeps.

Quad Cortex shipped unfinished.
Fender TMP shipped unfinished.
Kemper MKII shipped unfinished.
Line 6 Stadium shipped unfinished.

Line 6 crowd: Yay! This is perfect and completely what I need! Thank you so much! Great job!

I’m not the dumbass.
Yet you’ve been yapping nonstop with a completely different tone in the fractal speculation thread. Funny that nothing has been released at all other than cliff stating that they’re working on it and you’re already giddy like a schoolgirl about all the things you imagine it will come with. But that’s TOTALLY different right?

Did some dude with a POD bang your girlfriend or what?

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Everybody seems happy getting their hands on a new product whether finished or not and writing a blank check to Line 6 for releasing it as it is. That’s not cool with me so I am labeled as a dumbass. Really.

We don’t need new effects, they’ve been developing them for ten years!
It does have some new effects! They just never told anyone until now! You’ve already got the “new” effects in your old box!
Ok, we do need new effects but we’re willing to wait!
Line 6 can’t be expected to research and develop a complete product and ship it when the market is ready for it! That would take planning and unrealistic resources that YGG just doesn’t have! It would take years and years! But they’ll release the new effects in just a few months!

I expect more from Line 6 especially since Yamaha acquired them. I’m not a dumbass for that. I’m betting Line 6 would prefer to ship with a finished product but can’t because there current platform is getting ancient and competition never sleeps.

Quad Cortex shipped unfinished.
Fender TMP shipped unfinished.
Kemper MKII shipped unfinished.
Line 6 Stadium shipped unfinished.

Line 6 crowd: Yay! This is perfect and completely what I need! Thank you so much! Great job!

I’m not the dumbass.

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I'm probably finalizing my next job in the next couple of weeks. Then I'm going to preorder a Helix Stadium. I'll then wait for November. Once I see Fender drop an update with a small number of "everybody else already had these" amps (or maybe they'll have one that's all Blues Junior variants), some trippy pedals I don't use, and one more "we swear it's perfect now" attempt at scenes, I can sell it. 🤣

Talk about selling an unfinished product.
 
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