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Ladies and gentlemen, and all the rest of you - well, let's face it - all of you cause ain't no ladies or gentleman here, welcome to the
Since we're all about tradition here, honoring the decades of Do Something Challenge Awards Ceremony's of imaginations past, let's get started with our opening act:
That Time @mbenigni Pretended To Be Slayer At The Grammys:
Next stop on that tour was the Academy Awards, where Will Smith slapped Kerry King for taking too long to name his new band. More on that later...
Now, let's get to handing out the awards. Presented by the man, the myth, the legend who inspired every single one of us to pick up a piece of gear and start posting on forums about making music instead of actually making music. BOOMHAUER:
Youknowman, I don't know... man, well looks like I can't see myself reading what sumbum wrote on this thar piece of paper man...
Wait.
:turns paper nightside up:
Ok man here we go
GET PEOPLE TO DO SOMETHING WITH THEIR GEAR AWARD: @DrewJD82
Disclaimer: This does not include multiple urgings to insert said gear in places meant for rectal voiding...
Who the #%#$ is @DrewJD82 ? I mean, his parents couldn't stop at "Drew" they had to add those extra letters an' numbers? Does he have an older brother named DrewJD81? Come on man.
Let's all give Drew a hand - if it wasn't for him this whole thing wouldn't have been defeated by death from a smell bodies lie dormant no life
- wait, that's the intro for Kerry King's new band, Chemical Whorefare. My bad.
Next!
CRAZIEST AI GENERATED ALBUM COVER AWARD: @Moondog Wily
Let's face it, we all thought he was higher than Snoop Dog touring Bob Marley's house wearing a Cheech and Chong Bong Strap On anyway...
Moondog Wily went way above and beyond with the artwork, videos etc. Earning his place in the Do Something Challenge pantheon of should have been on Mt. Rushmore if the police wouldn't keep arresting us for trying to add him to the monument.
Time to move on!
LARGEST SINGLE CHEST HAIR KNOWN TO MANKIND AWARD: @TravisG406
Not only was TravisG406 the very first ever winner of this here whole dang thing man, have you seen that chest hair? I mean, you could 4CM the whole new Metallica tour with that thing.
:untangles from giant chest hair:
This next award really deserves to be in the Nobel Peace Prize esteem level.
Moving on...
MAKE EVERYONE BANNERS TO SHOW JUST HOW COOL AND AWESOME AND COOL THEY ARE AWARD: @David Lo Pan
Everyone give it up for @David Lo Pan - and by give it up we mean send him your gear if you aren't going to use it to make music for the Do Something Challenge - he'll be around later to collect the by-products of your incurable, yet entirely moot GAS.
And don't ask him to pay for shipping either... freeloader...
All righty then! Let's keep this caravan moving down the tracks to another mixed metaphor.
GET A LIFE AND STOP POSTING SO MANY TRACKS MAN! AWARD: @Iron1
If anyone knows where I can buy a life, please let me know - I'm checking Reverb, eBay, Sweetwater, MusicGoRound, Guitar Center and Marketplace hourly but keep finding gear instead...
Moving along.
EVEN SAMURAI NEED TO TAKE A DUMP MAN AWARD: @Alex Kenivel
May as well face it - that dude's talent is so far beyond any of us that listening to it makes my brown eye pucker like I ate too many sour patch edibles.
Let's keep this show rolling.
WHAT WERE THOSE GUYS DOING BACK THERE MAN AWARD: @Sleezy E and @Gearzilla
Honestly kind of surprised that out of all the killer talent involved in this challenge there wasn't more collabs between players - but maybe it was because ain't nobody want to be seen together back there when they coulda been out here talking about propane and propane related products. GAS, amirite?
Moving on...
Congrats to all the wieners so far. And speaking of wieners:
WISH I WERE A WEINER AWARD: @Sleezy E
I don't know what that dude is doing up in that ginormous Weiner on wheels he has there, but it sounds magnifalicious like eating a salad with five tires right before the show has an aneurysm. Know what I mean?
Moving on...
SEND US ALL TO AUDIUS CAUSE SOUNDCLOUD SUCKS LIKE HOOVER WENT AND BOUGHT IT AWARD: @Stone
Not sure how they let him get away with registering on this forums without the "D" on the end of that screen name, but if Drew can clone himself 82 times just to post on here I guess it's like the Wild West man... and like I was saying Soundcloud sucks.
Now that we've compressed that award to death - err - I mean - anyway, let's keep this show on the road.
Recording Goatlord: @JiveTurkey
I saw a turkey trying to get into a Speakeasy once - nobody wanted his jive... :hihat:
:GONG:
Next!
ONE HIT WONDER AWARD: Too many to list - but you know who you are.
Better one hit than no hits - especially when you're talking about Do Something Challenge hits or if you're hanging with Snoop Dog, right?
Time to keep going.
DO SOMETHING CHEERLEADER: @FuzzyAce
Anyone know of any emergency eye clinics? After seeing his fuzz on OnlyFans I think I've gone blind... but maybe it was the moonshine... Or one too many of Moondog's AI eye benders... no, it was definitely Fuzz...
Already, let's get to wrapping this up!
Wedge Antilles Award: @Whizzinby
Consistently delivering the goods each and every season - which, when ya think about it means everyone who participated in this challenge got whizzed on - repeatedly. Great now I need a shower - no, not the golden kind! Put that thing away man!!
Well folks, that's it for the Do Something Challenge 2023 Awards! Remember to spay and neuter your bass players - they breed like rabbits!
Thank you to everyone who made 2023 such a success for the Do Something Challenge! Now to make 2024 ever better!
Do Something Challenge - 2023 Awards Ceremony!
Since we're all about tradition here, honoring the decades of Do Something Challenge Awards Ceremony's of imaginations past, let's get started with our opening act:
That Time @mbenigni Pretended To Be Slayer At The Grammys:
Next stop on that tour was the Academy Awards, where Will Smith slapped Kerry King for taking too long to name his new band. More on that later...
Now, let's get to handing out the awards. Presented by the man, the myth, the legend who inspired every single one of us to pick up a piece of gear and start posting on forums about making music instead of actually making music. BOOMHAUER:
Youknowman, I don't know... man, well looks like I can't see myself reading what sumbum wrote on this thar piece of paper man...
Wait.
:turns paper nightside up:
Ok man here we go
GET PEOPLE TO DO SOMETHING WITH THEIR GEAR AWARD: @DrewJD82
Disclaimer: This does not include multiple urgings to insert said gear in places meant for rectal voiding...
Who the #%#$ is @DrewJD82 ? I mean, his parents couldn't stop at "Drew" they had to add those extra letters an' numbers? Does he have an older brother named DrewJD81? Come on man.
Let's all give Drew a hand - if it wasn't for him this whole thing wouldn't have been defeated by death from a smell bodies lie dormant no life
- wait, that's the intro for Kerry King's new band, Chemical Whorefare. My bad.
Next!
CRAZIEST AI GENERATED ALBUM COVER AWARD: @Moondog Wily
Let's face it, we all thought he was higher than Snoop Dog touring Bob Marley's house wearing a Cheech and Chong Bong Strap On anyway...
Moondog Wily went way above and beyond with the artwork, videos etc. Earning his place in the Do Something Challenge pantheon of should have been on Mt. Rushmore if the police wouldn't keep arresting us for trying to add him to the monument.
Time to move on!
LARGEST SINGLE CHEST HAIR KNOWN TO MANKIND AWARD: @TravisG406
Not only was TravisG406 the very first ever winner of this here whole dang thing man, have you seen that chest hair? I mean, you could 4CM the whole new Metallica tour with that thing.
:untangles from giant chest hair:
This next award really deserves to be in the Nobel Peace Prize esteem level.
Moving on...
MAKE EVERYONE BANNERS TO SHOW JUST HOW COOL AND AWESOME AND COOL THEY ARE AWARD: @David Lo Pan
Everyone give it up for @David Lo Pan - and by give it up we mean send him your gear if you aren't going to use it to make music for the Do Something Challenge - he'll be around later to collect the by-products of your incurable, yet entirely moot GAS.
And don't ask him to pay for shipping either... freeloader...
All righty then! Let's keep this caravan moving down the tracks to another mixed metaphor.
GET A LIFE AND STOP POSTING SO MANY TRACKS MAN! AWARD: @Iron1
If anyone knows where I can buy a life, please let me know - I'm checking Reverb, eBay, Sweetwater, MusicGoRound, Guitar Center and Marketplace hourly but keep finding gear instead...
Moving along.
EVEN SAMURAI NEED TO TAKE A DUMP MAN AWARD: @Alex Kenivel
May as well face it - that dude's talent is so far beyond any of us that listening to it makes my brown eye pucker like I ate too many sour patch edibles.
Let's keep this show rolling.
WHAT WERE THOSE GUYS DOING BACK THERE MAN AWARD: @Sleezy E and @Gearzilla
Honestly kind of surprised that out of all the killer talent involved in this challenge there wasn't more collabs between players - but maybe it was because ain't nobody want to be seen together back there when they coulda been out here talking about propane and propane related products. GAS, amirite?
Moving on...
Congrats to all the wieners so far. And speaking of wieners:
WISH I WERE A WEINER AWARD: @Sleezy E
I don't know what that dude is doing up in that ginormous Weiner on wheels he has there, but it sounds magnifalicious like eating a salad with five tires right before the show has an aneurysm. Know what I mean?
Moving on...
SEND US ALL TO AUDIUS CAUSE SOUNDCLOUD SUCKS LIKE HOOVER WENT AND BOUGHT IT AWARD: @Stone
Not sure how they let him get away with registering on this forums without the "D" on the end of that screen name, but if Drew can clone himself 82 times just to post on here I guess it's like the Wild West man... and like I was saying Soundcloud sucks.
Now that we've compressed that award to death - err - I mean - anyway, let's keep this show on the road.
Recording Goatlord: @JiveTurkey
I saw a turkey trying to get into a Speakeasy once - nobody wanted his jive... :hihat:
:GONG:
Next!
ONE HIT WONDER AWARD: Too many to list - but you know who you are.
Better one hit than no hits - especially when you're talking about Do Something Challenge hits or if you're hanging with Snoop Dog, right?
Time to keep going.
DO SOMETHING CHEERLEADER: @FuzzyAce
Anyone know of any emergency eye clinics? After seeing his fuzz on OnlyFans I think I've gone blind... but maybe it was the moonshine... Or one too many of Moondog's AI eye benders... no, it was definitely Fuzz...
Already, let's get to wrapping this up!
Wedge Antilles Award: @Whizzinby
Consistently delivering the goods each and every season - which, when ya think about it means everyone who participated in this challenge got whizzed on - repeatedly. Great now I need a shower - no, not the golden kind! Put that thing away man!!
Well folks, that's it for the Do Something Challenge 2023 Awards! Remember to spay and neuter your bass players - they breed like rabbits!
Thank you to everyone who made 2023 such a success for the Do Something Challenge! Now to make 2024 ever better!