Didn’t want to hijack the Colognes thread. So, do you……..

[Bruce]

Fart on/around your significant other??

It’s basically an Olympic sport at my house. I know I’ve won when she retreats into the walk in closet.

 

[la szum]

 

[-BOOGIEMAN-]

Been married 25 years give or take, my lady has seen the best and worst…I do try to be respectful though…

 

[Bruce]

Been married 25 years give or take, my lady has seen the best and worst…I do try to be respectful though…

So you view flatulence as….disrespectful??

 

[Holden Afart]

We both fart around each other all the time. If I know it'll be a ripe one and it's feasible, I'll go into the other room as she does for me. Otherwise, I'll cup it in my hand and force feed it to her.

 

[-BOOGIEMAN-]

No, it’s a normal function for us all, but it’s one that I try not to do around others, that’s all…

 

[Bruce]

Confession: I go into my stepdaughter’s rooM to fart just so she doesn’t feel left out.

 

[la szum]

If you stealth fart on me in the middle of a meal you may end up feeding the daisies in
my backyard.

 

[la szum]

I am a psychic. Bruce will be murdered in his sleep someday.

 

[-BOOGIEMAN-]

I am a psychic. Bruce will be murdered in his sleep someday.

The result of a “Dutch Oven”???!!!

 

[fretworn]

 

[-BOOGIEMAN-]

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@Holden Afart …

 

[fretworn]

@Holden Afart …

 

[FuzzyAce]

We both fart around each other all the time. If I know it'll be a ripe one and it's feasible, I'll go into the other room as she does for me. Otherwise, I'll cup it in my hand and force feed it to her.

Ummm, shouldn't you change your handle to Not Holden Afart?

 

[jellodog]

In our house, foul gases are mostly blamed on an unseen spectral character known only as Fart Ghost.

We’ve deduced that while he exists on the spiritual plane, he uses Rectoplasm to manifest his abhorrent odours in our world.

 

[Alex Kenivel]

It's just another form of exhaling around here.

 

[jellodog]

"Body Cough"

 

[Alex Kenivel]

My friend's uncle had a prosthetic leg and the part that fit into it often made a really interesting fart sound when he'd take a step. He'd call it a spider bark

 

[Holden Afart]

Ummm, shouldn't you change your handle to Not Holden Afart?

Maybe

Any suggestions? All I can come up with is Holden Ashart.


Confucius once said "Farts are the ghosts of food we've eaten."

 

[Deleted member 472]

Fart on/around your significant other??

Absolutely. I’ve always said that you’ve reached the highest level of comfort with your significant other when you can both share the bathroom when one of you is taking a shit.