Married Peoples: How do you balance division of chores?

[Bruce]

There is no fair way. The fair way is the way that works for a particular couple. In my home I do the guy stuff which is heavy lifting, anything involving a tool and anything involving technology. My wife generally cooks and cleans. Shit rolls downhill so my stepdaughter helps with whatever we tell her to do too. I have seen horribly dysfunctional marriages function just fine because a positive found a negative and it works….for THEM. Wouldn’t work for most anyone else but in their marriage, it works just fine.

 

[Bruce]

Sometimes one person does more or less than the other. It all equals out in the end.

Of course it does. I drop dead and she gets all the money.

 

[FuzzyAce]

Sometimes one person does more or less than the other. It all equals out in the end.

Is the golf club the great equalizer when he steps outta line?

 

[PLX]

Sometimes one person does more or less than the other. It all equals out in the end.

That's what she said.

 

[Will Onyx]

She cooks, I clean.

Nobody dies of Salmonella, nobody dies of black mold.

Win-win.

 

[FuzzyAce]

 

[Diary Of An Axeman]

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When my wife nags, my brain kicks in a Defense Mechanism, she starts sounding like Charlie Browns teacher ....


It has helped me keep my Sanity over the years !!!!

 

[PLX]

 

[FuzzyAce]

My boyfriend says my voice sounds like the woman who played the nanny

You sound like Robin Williams in drag?

 

[6string_Lydia]

I always confuse mrs. Doubtfire with Tootsie.

 

[FuzzyAce]

I always confuse mrs. Doubtfire with Tootsie.

One's much uglier than the other. I'll let you decide which one.

 

[6string_Lydia]

Ive not seen either movie

 

[FuzzyAce]

Ive not seen either movie

Mrs. Doubtfire is better, imo.