Didn’t want to hijack the Colognes thread. So, do you……..

[TSJMajesty]

Can't do it. Never with gf's or the ex. And I guess they picked up on that, because none of them ever did it around me either.

I'm so weird about it, I'll go in a distant bathroom to take a sh!t.

 

[FuzzyAce]

I'm definitely more of the silent but deadly type.

 

[FuzzyAce]

Maybe

Any suggestions? All I can come up with is Holden Ashart.


Confucius once said "Farts are the ghosts of food we've eaten."

How about -- Release the Shart!
Has a bit more urgency to it.

 

[Piing]

I'm definitely more of the silent but deadly type.

These are the worst of all kind

 

[FuzzyAce]

These are the worst of all kind

Yet the most fun!

 

[Piing]

Can't do it. Never with gf's or the ex. And I guess they picked up on that, because none of them ever did it around me either.

I'm so weird about it, I'll go in a distant bathroom to take a sh!t.

But... if you hide them... How can they know that you are doing it discreetly?


I see!! Because they smell it!!



Are there support groups to come out of the anonymous condition?

 

[Sascha Franck]

Not just around my significant other...

 

[Steinmetzify]

Yup. And I will bomb on my daughter so she doesn’t feel left out.

That’s MY deal and either of them could do without but I’m doing it for THEM.

 

[Stone]

Blame the dog

 

[duzie]

Long but funny

 

[TSJMajesty]

Long but funny

I LOVE John Pinette!! Clean, yet hilarious.

 

[Bruce]

Can't do it. Never with gf's or the ex. And I guess they picked up on that, because none of them ever did it around me either.

I'm so weird about it, I'll go in a distant bathroom to take a sh!t.

My wife and my son wont shit in a public bathroom. Full stop. They wont do it. I dont know how they do it. Me, as soon as I leave the house I have to shit, and I’d shit in a 3rd world airport bathroom (shit at MBJ last year) if I have to.

 

[DrewJD82]

Absolutely, I couldn’t imagine spending that amount of time with someone trying to avoid it.

Hahahah my ex-wife was so over the top paranoid about doing it around me it was a legit source of anxiety for her. The first time she slept over it was like a factory over there, like EVERYTHING she had ever held in was coming out. Apparently she woke herself up doing it, praying I hadn’t heard it, but when she felt the bed shake from me laughing she started crying and locked herself in the bathroom for an hour.

 

[fretworn]

My wife and my son wont s**t in a public bathroom. Full stop. They wont do it. I dont know how they do it. Me, as soon as I leave the house I have to s**t, and I’d s**t in a 3rd world airport bathroom (s**t at MBJ last year) if I have to.

Spend some time in the woods…

No bathrooms.

Heck, I was just taking a long walk on the trail last week and, the question arises …

Whatchugonnado?

 

[TSJMajesty]

My wife and my son wont s**t in a public bathroom. Full stop. They wont do it. I dont know how they do it. Me, as soon as I leave the house I have to s**t, and I’d s**t in a 3rd world airport bathroom (s**t at MBJ last year) if I have to.

Oh I got no problem using a public bathroom. I sold copiers on the road for a short time, and the boss told me, "You have to find yourself a handful of 'home bowls'" he called 'em.

 

[Holden Afart]

One time in my early 20s I had a friend over and we got drunk in my one room apartment so he spent the night. All night long I kept ripping the hottest, most ripe farts. I'm a light sleeper so I kept waking up and smelling it. It was terrible. I was just hoping my buddy wasn't smelling it and I'd be done before morning.

Morning time comes and we smoke a doob, bs, and have some breakfast. No mention of the midnight fireworks.

A while later I finally confess my dirty deeds. His response? "Oh man! You too! I thought it was just me and I was hoping you wouldn't smell it and I'd be done before morning". We both laughed our asses off high as shit.

Good times, good times.

 

[la szum]

Spend some time in the woods…

No bathrooms.

Heck, I was just taking a long walk on the trail last week and, the question arises …

Whatchugonnado?

Several times a year here. Live and work in remoted wooded areas, and always keep a roll of TP in
my truck. And if not, then it is time to sacrifice a T-shirt to the Fecal Forest Fairies!

 

[la szum]

Absolutely, I couldn’t imagine spending that amount of time with someone trying to avoid it.

Hahahah my ex-wife was so over the top paranoid about doing it around me it was a legit source of anxiety for her. The first time she slept over it was like a factory over there, like EVERYTHING she had ever held in was coming out. Apparently she woke herself up doing it, praying I hadn’t heard it, but when she felt the bed shake from me laughing she started crying and locked herself in the bathroom for an hour.

I dated a woman years ago whom I went on vacation with for 10 days, and 6 or 7 days in she confesses to me, "I haven't
gone to the bathroom" since we have been here.

Really? How is that even possible?

I still can't comprehend it, and I knew by how concerned she was that she was not lying.


Release the Kraken women!

 

[TSJMajesty]

Fecal Forest Fairies!

BAND NAME!

 

[la szum]

Yup. We'll be opening The Fleet Foxes this Summer.