Beware Seller Claude Gortex!

[norminal]

Do NOT do business with seller Claude Gortex!

He’ll take your money after promising you things and then pull a bait and switch.

And to make things worse, if you even speak a word about it to Mrs. Gear Paige, he’ll send his Brazilian meat-feasters after you to gaslight you into thinking you got a complete product. And if you disagree, you’ll get banned!

So please use caution and stay away from Claude!

 

[JiveTurkey]

I thought his last name was Vortex? Or was it Quartex?

 

[norminal]

I thought his last name was Vortex? Or was it Quartex?

You’re thinking of his son, Earl Diuseppe. I mean, he’s a great family-man and all.

 

[Fireproof]

Amen. I’m glad someone is spreading the word. Also beware of his partners - Dewey Cheatem and Howe.

 

[wharf rat]

Not gonna lie, he got me a while back.

 

[Gearzilla]

 

[Alex Kenivel]

Amen. I’m glad someone is spreading the word. Also beware of his partners - Dewey Cheatem and Howe.

Dont forget cousin Lemmy!

 

[Orvillain]

oooooo Quad Vertex.... that's a good one!

 

[Alex Kenivel]

oooooo Quad Vertex.... that's a good one!

Fraud Vertex

 

[madmarcus1960]

Sounds like Neural Overload

 

[GTR37]

I would like to report a violation
Claude showed up in my IG feed this morning flexing and in his underwear ,I would like to speak to a manager