A mild grumble+warning about IK Multimedia & Amplitube 5 Max

[Boudoir Guitar]

That's gotta really hurt. Wait, what were we using the Fleshlight for?

Remember kids, water-based lube only. Not wax.

 

[Gearzilla]

 

[jellodog]

 

[Orvillain]

 

[Boudoir Guitar]

I will never see Thomas the Train the same again.

 

[jellodog]

WELCOME, NEW FORUM MEMBERS!

 

[SwirlyMaple]

From ToneX to Fleshlights (being used internally, apparently?) in less than 1 page. I'm not sure if this is a new high or a new low but somehow I'm still impressed, TGF'ers.

 

[Mooselake]

Yeah I mean people can whatever the hell they want, and I’ll continue to think it’s BS.

I spent over an hour trying to figure out why Glenn DeLaune’s presets for Helix sound like such a hot bag of ass. I ended up punting and dialing in a new preset for my buddy instead.

iirc, he plays finger style, which is why the few of his I tried after first getting helix just didn't work at all

 

[Orvillain]

 

[Spaced Out Ace]

I think everyone of you needs to go and take a lap.

 

[Rocco Crocco]

 

[paisleywookiee]

I don't know what happened, and/or if we're supposed to be upset still.

 

[Orvillain]

BTW, in case I didn't already say it, fuck Italian food. Any dementia riddled idiot can mash up some wheat and barley with their toes. What you want is a cockentrice!

 

[jellodog]

@Orvillain Relatedly, am I the only one that can't unsee the turd in Turducken?

 

[paisleywookiee]

@Orvillain Relatedly, am I the only one that can't unsee the turd in Turducken?

Isn't that where they shove a duck up the ass of a chicken up the ass of a turkey?

EDIT

Apparently the chicken goes up the duck's ass. I had it backwards.

 

[jellodog]

New tribute act idea: Turdokken.

 

[Orvillain]

@Orvillain Relatedly, am I the only one that can't unsee the turd in Turducken?

✂️ Give me your hand brother

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[paisleywookiee]

From Wikipedia:

Turducken

is a dish consisting of a deboned chicken stuffed into a deboned duck, further stuffed into a deboned turkey. Outside of the United States and Canada, it is known as a three-bird roast.[citation needed] Gooducken is an English variant,[1] replacing turkey with goose.

That's just gotta be fucking demoralizing for the chicken and the duck.

First, I'ma gonna kill ya. Then I'ma gonna stuff you up his ass. Then I'ma stuff you both into his ass!

 

[Orvillain]

Third bird roast is what you get in Wolverhampton after doing 6 lines of coke and 15 tequilas.

 

[paisleywookiee]

Third bird roast is what you get in Wolverhampton after doing 6 lines of coke and 15 tequilas.

You're British, right? Apparently you guys also have the Gooducken, which replaces the turkey with a goose.