THE MOST IDEAL MUSIC

[mbenigni]

Dominos (sorry; shit pizza in the midwest alert) did the contactless delivery thing. Then they cancelled it but left it as an option in the app so you can think you won't be talking to anyone but somehow still have to

We leave a wagon outside the garage door and they fill it up. I’m like Howard Hughes growing my fingernails and peeing in jars up in here.

(Every now and then they knock on the door to tell me an item was out of stock, and I have to hide the jars.)

Pretty much no one gets through my door without a bass guitar or a cymbal bag over their shoulder.

 

[Sleezy E]

We leave a wagon outside the garage door and they fill it up. I’m like Howard Hughes growing my fingernails and peeing in jars up in here.

(Every now and then they knock on the door to tell me an item was out of stock, and I have to hide the jars.)

Pretty much no one gets through my door without a bass guitar or a cymbal bag over their shoulder.

So in a pron flick the girl invites the pizza delivery guy in.

For you it's the bass player

Neat.

 

[ᛗᛜᛜᚺDᛜᎶ Ꮤᛨᚳᚴ]

"I've got some groceries
Some peanut butter
To last a couple of days
But I ain't got no speakers
Ain't got no headphones
Ain't got no records to play"

Life During Wartime - The Talking Heads

Obviously the perfect grocery store shopping song! Just put on repeat. If not that, I would opt for the entire Frank Zappa catalogue as my grocery shopping audio ;~))

 

[Aelred]

I'm all lost in the supermarket
I can no longer shop happily
I came in here for that special offer
A guaranteed personality

Lost in the Supermarket - The Clash

I have never heard it in a supermarket...

 

[FuzzyAce]

Obviously the perfect grocery store shopping song! Just put on repeat. If not that, I would opt for the entire Frank Zappa catalogue as my grocery shopping audio ;~))

Zappa playing at the store would be cool.

I could even hear some of his orchestrated pieces, especially off of The Yellow Shark album, being played in department stores.





This Steve Vai track would work well in a CVS or Walgreens drugstore.




I mean this as a compliment too, love both of these guys.

 

[mbenigni]

"I've got some groceries
Some peanut butter
To last a couple of days
But I ain't got no speakers
Ain't got no headphones
Ain't got no records to play"

Life During Wartime - The Talking Heads

Obviously the perfect grocery store shopping song! Just put on repeat. If not that, I would opt for the entire Frank Zappa catalogue as my grocery shopping audio ;~))

Met my old lover in the grocery store.
The snow was falling Christmas Eve.
I stole behind her in the frozen foods,
And I kicked her in the knee.

-Same Old Lang Syne, Dan Fogelberg

 

[ᛗᛜᛜᚺDᛜᎶ Ꮤᛨᚳᚴ]

Zappa playing at the store would be cool.

I could even hear some of his orchestrated pieces, especially off of The Yellow Shark album, being played in department stores.





This Steve Vai track would work well in a CVS or Walgreens drugstore.




I mean this as a compliment too, love both of these guys.

Yellow Shark is one of my favorite FZ albums! Such great stuff!! And I am psyched to see that this Steve Vai recording is the "36th Anniversary Edition", that makes it extra special, and it is definitely in stereo ;~)) I agree, perfect drug store accompaniment!!!

 

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Band I play in has done a drop C version of Zombie. Not grocery store music, though.

 

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Totally not posting a Meat Loaf song.

 

[FuzzyAce]

I'm seeing a pattern here @la szum .

 

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I'm seeing a pattern here @la szum .

That I'm kinda dumb??

 

[FuzzyAce]

That I'm kinda dumb??

Not that one, a different one!

 

[Stone]

You forgot this one Dave

 

[FuzzyAce]

I love me some Bread now.
And yes --- that goes over well in most retail environments.

 

[FuzzyAce]

Totally not posting a Meat Loaf song.

Don't tell me this wouldn't go over well walking through the Hallmark card isle?