SoOOoN (Neural DSP Nano Cortex)

[Whizzinby]

Doubt it. They're going to milk this out for a month.

Who knows if it’s shipping this week, but they seemed to be indicating that the formal reveal is in a couple days. Preorder maybe.

 

[bigmenace]

If the quad cortex is like 1600€, the "mini cortex" will probably be like 1200€
Also it will take 3 years until the first fw update.
And the boot time is going to be 4 minutes.

 

[laxu]

This got to be the most pretentious thing I have ever seen

Like an Apple Keynote directed by a Tarantino wannabe. FFS!

There's not enough feet in this thing to get Tarantino vibes.

 

[nicolasrivera]

Mega cringe… dunno why the company that has the slickest graphics and renders in the game decides to get musicians and studio folk doing high school cringe acting in a 20 40 60 min YouTube saga to release a new device

Cmon, its was supposed to be like that! no more humors this days….

 

[the swede]

That was so fucking stupid. I wouldn’t even buy whatever this is just because that dumbass video exists.

Buhuuu the old farts at TGP doesnt like our way of releasing products. Buuhuuuu… They won’t buy our stuff because sooooon buhuuu.
We got our popular people selling it for us anyway bubuuuuu crybabyoldfarts….


Kidding…

Have to give it to them though. They’re having fun with this. It’s not the norm… but who cares. A mini QC will sell a lot for them anyway. Good for them.

 

[Lysander]

Cmon, its was supposed to be like that! no more humors this days….

If you want to do humor, hire a comedian. The "jokes" by the end were cringeworthy.

 

[deepskyone]

There's not enough feet in this thing to get Tarantino vibes.

True, also no "out of the trunk" shot IIRC

 

[Los-D]

this week

Doubt it. They're going to milk this out for a month.

Sigh. Yep

 

[ian_dissonance]

Cmon, its was supposed to be like that! no more humors this days….

Except it’s not funny.

 

[the swede]

Cmon, its was supposed to be like that! no more humors this days….

that’s not humor though… it’s not fun… they’re having fun and think it’s fun. But it’s not fun. Your in a place where humor is next level, way above neural humor.

 

[nicolasrivera]

ok, so the race is on, will the new Fractal product come out first or this out of the blue Neural mini QC?

 

[the swede]

ok, so the race is on, will the new Fractal product come out first or this out of the blue Neural mini QC?

May just be so that the big players is in a race for the high dsp mini modeler thing. It’s all good. I’m more interested in what Line 6 counter all that with to stay above and different.

 

[nicolasrivera]

May just be so that the big players is in a race for the high dsp mini modeler thing. It’s all good. I’m more interested in what Line 6 counter all that with to stay above and different.

Line 6 who?

 

[GTR37]

WTF did they really have to make a Hollywood movie?

How many copyright infringements have they hit

 

[nicolasrivera]

How many copyright infringements have they hit

none

 

[[Nathan]]

Cmon, its was supposed to be like that! no more humors this days….

It’s on par with ggd sales videos and lame marketing people high 5 ing each other with this years totally not funny corporate April fools jokes. Milking it out across 3 x 20min videos as well, wild.

So many of the NDSP teaser videos have been insanely good cinematic quality. The Mesa mark one is a standout. I’m sure the real teasers will come and we’ll get quality later. Just not sure why this is needed or who’s benefiting from it, cheapens the brand a bit, super corny.

 

[the swede]

Line 6 who?

You know! The “game changer” company!

 

[Orvillain]

Just not sure why this is needed or who’s benefiting from it, cheapens the brand a bit, super corny.

It is what their core audience wants to see. They don't post on forums, they're Youtubers and Tik Tokers. We aren't part of that clique.

 

[GTR37]

The O’s in Soon seem to indicate LED indicators for knob values. Or maybe I’m just hungover.

Definitely encoder w leds a la Kemper player / AX8
Maybe a capture player

 

[JiveTurkey]