SoOOoN (Neural DSP Nano Cortex)

[Achilles]

A) an offhand dick tease comment in a message board followed by 5 weeks of silence

B) a crappy picture and some dumb (but sort of fun) promotional videos




I'll take B for $500 Alex

 

[Orvillain]

Our current government would cut those videos in half to save a penny.

Sorry to get political, but the current Finnish government is a bunch of spineless, racist assholes and I can't wait for them to get the fuck out. They are ruining the country with their utterly stupid policies.

<laughs in Tories>

 

[Sascha Franck]

Credits of the video are watchable, though (and yes, I scrolled to them instantly).

 

[Sascha Franck]

Typical German response! Trying to divide up the Europes!

This is the way, my dear Brexiteer!

 

[laxu]

Why is that video 22 minutes long

They probably made 2h of video that then got cut into 1h split further into 3 parts. It's already made so might as well release it even though everyone hates it.

"Just wait for the last part, it'll totally be worth it!"

 

[mbenigni]

Clicked to the end, and the riff on Seven (at least I think that's what they were doing) was pretty funny IMO. Clicked around further back looking for any sign of the product, and OMG the rest of the skit is boooooooooooooring.

Read the YouTube comments. Super toxic LOL. Next episode needs to be: "Sorry you hated that. This is what the Nano looks like; these are the specs. Available mm/dd/yyyy for $n."

 

[Mongillo19]

B) a crappy picture and some dumb (but sort of fun) promotional videos

I'm genuinely curious what's fun about these videos

 

[Jarick]

Woof they missed the mark on this one. Would have been fun if it was like a 5 minute skit that actually revealed the product. But 24 minutes of dragging on and on with no payoff.

Just an ass backwards company.

 

[Lysander]

Read the YouTube comments. Super toxic LOL.

I mean, i feel for this poor guy.

 

[Mongillo19]

Next episode needs to be: "Sorry you hated that. This is what the Nano looks like; these are the specs. Available mm/dd/yyyy for $n."

Their social media team usually doubles down on anyone who voices displeasure with their marketing gimmicks. Albeit this has to be their most negative reception yet.

Hopefully they take your advice

 

[Achilles]

I'm genuinely curious what's fun about these videos

The whole Pulp Fiction briefcase slag is great.

The muscle dude at the end literally shaking in frustration cause he can't tell the guy what it is? Funny.

It's a silly stupid spoof that isn't meant to be taken serious - obviously. Boys with Toys having some fun!


* boy with toy = consumer electronics company executive, in this case Castro.

 

[mbenigni]

I mean, i feel for this poor guy.

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He's going to need to be more specific LOL.

 

[mbenigni]

Their social media team usually doubles down on anyone who voices displeasure with their marketing gimmicks. Albeit this has to be their most negative reception yet.

"The beatings videos will continue until morale has improved!"

 

[TheTrueZoltan!]

So has anyone watched this? Is there anything informative hidden in the video?

 

[mbenigni]

Is exposing racists undesirable politics or (the way I see it) an obligatory necessity?

As an American trying his level best to conform with TGF posting guidelines, I'm begging you two to stop.

 

[TheTrueZoltan!]

As an American trying his level best to conform with TGF posting guidelines, I'm begging you two to stop.

You‘re right, I deleted my post.

Back to picking on Neural.

 

[mbenigni]

So has anyone watched this? Is there anything informative hidden in the video?

It might be a different color. And form factor. Otherwise... no.

 

[Achilles]

He's going to need to be more specific LOL.

If Neural could only turn back the clock about 5 years.............

Engineering Manager:
"Instead of saying it can play our plug ins, can't we just say that it'll contain all of the amps and effects from the plug ins?"

Marketing Manager:
"Fuck no!"

 

[mbenigni]

You‘re right, I deleted my post.

Back to picking on Neural.

I wasn't taking any issue with your post. Just projecting that some might take issue with my eventual replies.

 

[laxu]

The whole Pulp Fiction briefcase slag is great.

The muscle dude at the end literally shaking in frustration cause he can't tell the guy what it is? Funny.
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It's a silly stupid spoof that isn't meant to be taken serious - obviously. Boys with Toys having some fun!


* boy with toy = consumer electronics company executive, in this case Castro.

See if it was just a 1 minute gag like this, that would be fun. They somehow thought the 20+ minutes more was needed.