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My 1997 girlfriend turned into my 2001 wife, and she has kept getting older along with me. That’s not a bad thing because there is no fucking way I have the patience to put up with a 19 year old girl anymore!!!

I don’t give a shit how good they look, they are a royal pain in the ass. Plus any attractive 19 year old who is interested in a guy over 35 is batshit crazy which is a whole ‘nother level of shit I don’t have the patience for!

As for the Deftones…
 
My 1997 girlfriend turned into my 2001 wife, and she has kept getting older along with me. That’s not a bad thing because there is no fucking way I have the patience to put up with a 19 year old girl anymore!!!

I don’t give a shit how good they look, they are a royal pain in the ass. Plus any attractive 19 year old who is interested in a guy over 35 is batshit crazy which is a whole ‘nother level of shit I don’t have the patience for!

As for the Deftones…
Sounds like you are speaking from experience :clint

Why can't your 19 year old girlfriend hear a thing you say?

She has internalized the Deftones!
 
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