Here's an idea. If I was Cliff, I'd release my own special "pirated" version of the software that would work fine for about [random number of minutes] after initial launch, but then all the functionality would break over the course of another [random number of minutes], after which the sound would garble up and quit working. Do not explain that it's a pirated copy, do not throw a middle finger at the pirate. No gotcha moments. Instead, let the pirate draw the conclusion that "the pirated version" of the software "must not have been pirated right" and that they should instead get the real thing if they want it to work. Flood this version all over the place to obfuscate the actual pirated version so pirates have a higher chance of getting the "special" version. This effectively manipulates the market such that purchasing the legitimate version will guarantee a vastly superior experience vs the experience of trying to find a "working" pirated version by scouring through the worst places on the internet.