Fractal Audio Systems mystery product speculation

[Orvillain]

If this is your first rodeo: be advised to just go ahead and skip ahead four pages to avoid this sidebar.

We haven't even got to the part where people start waving their resume in the air yet!!

 

[paisleywookiee]

You seem to have very little of an idea about what's possible with IRs.

Come on, man. Don’t go TGPing people.

 

[Sascha Franck]

People want (1) all effects from the other devices, (2) use them simultaneously, (3) pay the least amount of money, and (4) want features those other processors do not even support.

Did I ever say any of that?

 

[JiveTurkey]

Summon Sascha, they said. It will be fun, they said.

 

[FuzzyAce]

who insisted that nobody would be able to tell the difference between a 100% wet "supernatural-esque" reverb, and a spring reverb, and a typical hall reverb, in a live environment.

I don't think anyone would know there's a difference because they're not presented with a comparison in a live environment.

 

[FuzzyAce]

Summon Sascha, they said. It will be funny, they said.

 

[Orvillain]

I don't think anyone would know there's a difference because they're not presented with a comparison in a live environment.

They are if you use all three sounds in the entire set. That was the central point of the discussion; I wanted more scenes to represent all the different sounds I used on an album, and this guy was insisting I didn't need to recreate the album sounds coz no one would care.

 

[FuzzyAce]

They are if you use all three sounds in the entire set. That was the central point of the discussion; I wanted more scenes to represent all the different sounds I used on an album, and this guy was insisting I didn't need to recreate the album sounds coz no one would care.

Oh i see, well that makes sense. I meant a direct, back-to-back comparison in the moment.

 

[Ed DeGenaro]

Not THAT interested in having those sounds on my guitar. I've found my sound, basically. I sound the same through whatever I play, it turns out! Even if @Ed DeGenaro thinks I sound like arse biscuits!

Actually I said that tone was wet ass.
But you do behave like a butthurt 12 year old.

 

[Orvillain]

 

[JiveTurkey]

Put it on the CV, bruv!

 

[likitlikeyoulikeit]

 

[FuzzyAce]

Actually I said that tone was wet ass.
But you do behave like a butthurt 12 year old.

Have you even watched his vids? He sounds like a scientist, bro!

 

[Orvillain]

I like my wet ass !!!

Not too happy about male pattern baldness though. If you really wanted to hit me in the feels, you'd use that against me!

I did not use the Kemper for this, because it sounds like dry ass.

 

[DrewJD82]

I wanna sit Orvie, Sascha and Ed in an all white room with no furniture or anything to drink, stick a camera on them and just kick back and have some chuckles. I give it 45 mins before Orvie is trying to fellate one of Ed’s dreads while Sascha is improvising a way to take an IR of the room’s reverb.

 

[Orvillain]

I wanna sit Orvie, Sascha and Ed in an all white room with no furniture or anything to drink, stick a camera on them and just kick back and have some chuckles. I give it 45 mins before Orvie is trying to fellate one of Ed’s dreads while Sascha is improvising a way to take an IR of the room’s reverb.

And you're wanking in the corner while smoking a cigar right? Filthy merchant.

 

[DrewJD82]

And you're wanking in the corner while smoking a cigar right? Filthy merchant.

Most likely a blunt, but absolutely.

 

[likitlikeyoulikeit]

 

[Sascha Franck]

I give it 45 mins

Bloody optimist.

 

[Ed DeGenaro]

Have you even watched his vids? He sounds like a scientist, bro!

That’s a dumbass question.
And I commented on one specific tone.