Fractal Audio Systems mystery product speculation

[JiveTurkey]

Summon Ed, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

 

[KHAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!]

Actually I said that tone was wet ass.
But you do behave like a butthurt 12 year old.

 

[Mongillo19]

Please save us, Cliff

 

[Aleksi]

For a while there I thought I was reading the Kemper thread

 

[yeky83]

Welcome to the Expo!

 

[FuzzyAce]

That’s a dumbass question.
And I commented on one specific tone.

 

[yek]

Did I ever say any of that?

Not personal. Just an observation after reading the various speculation threads.

 

[GTR37]

Summon Sascha, they said. It will be fun, they said.

Oh he is talking IRs , its not really going to be a party until Jay gets here

 

[Rock Chalk]

People want (1) all effects from the other devices, (2) use them simultaneously, (3) pay the least amount of money, and (4) want features those other processors do not even support, (5) @laxu gives it his seal of approval.
Sure.

FIFY.........

 

[GTR37]

I wanna sit Orvie, Sascha and Ed in an all white room with no furniture or anything to drink, stick a camera on them and just kick back and have some chuckles. I give it 45 mins before Orvie is trying to fellate one of Ed’s dreads while Sascha is improvising a way to take an IR of the room’s reverb.

You gotta invite Jay

 

[DrewJD82]

You gotta invite Jay

He makes his appearance right as the other 3 are hitting fever pitch.

 

[Desertdweller]

And you're wanking in the corner while smoking a cigar right? Filthy merchant.

Cancer merchant! Cancer merchant!

 

[the swede]

There’s so many post to laugh at so I can’t do them all. Therefore I give you all.

And try to imagine the sound of her laugh. Its iconic. That’s how funny I think you people are. Everyone is included. Except Tim. He is not funny.

 

[jellodog]

He makes his appearance right as the other 3 are hitting fever pitch.

That's right. He smells the blood in the water!

 

[JiveTurkey]

I'd want to be as farfield as I could be in that scenario

 

[SillyOctpuss]

I'd want to be as farfield as I could be in that scenario

Let's go and actually play the guitar. That way they'll never find us.

 

[TheTrueZoltan!]

Let's go and actually play the guitar. […]

 

[MTB1973]

Cancer merchant! Cancer merchant!

 

[CBHScott]

BREAKING NEWS:

The port strike is over!

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[mbenigni]

Axe3:
- Great unit, but a hassle to setup with a valve amp in 4-cable-method. Especially at a live show.
- Requires the additional purchase of some kind of foot controller.
- Not the most intuitive or fast programming experience from the front panel.

FM3:
- Doesn't have the same secret sauce I/O processing that the bigger units have.
- Only 3 footswitches.
- Limited DSP capabilities.

FM9:
- Too big to go on a pedalboard with my other favourite pedals.
- Same programming experience as the Axe3.
- Expensive.




You want any more harsh browns?

This new Bizarro World TGF is weirding me TF out.