Fractal Audio Systems mystery product speculation

[Orvillain]

I like my wet ass !!!

Not too happy about male pattern baldness though. If you really wanted to hit me in the feels, you'd use that against me!

I did not use the Kemper for this, because it sounds like dry ass.

 

[DrewJD82]

I wanna sit Orvie, Sascha and Ed in an all white room with no furniture or anything to drink, stick a camera on them and just kick back and have some chuckles. I give it 45 mins before Orvie is trying to fellate one of Ed’s dreads while Sascha is improvising a way to take an IR of the room’s reverb.

 

[Orvillain]

I wanna sit Orvie, Sascha and Ed in an all white room with no furniture or anything to drink, stick a camera on them and just kick back and have some chuckles. I give it 45 mins before Orvie is trying to fellate one of Ed’s dreads while Sascha is improvising a way to take an IR of the room’s reverb.

And you're wanking in the corner while smoking a cigar right? Filthy merchant.

 

[DrewJD82]

And you're wanking in the corner while smoking a cigar right? Filthy merchant.

Most likely a blunt, but absolutely.

 

[likitlikeyoulikeit]

 

[Sascha Franck]

I give it 45 mins

Bloody optimist.

 

[Ed DeGenaro]

Have you even watched his vids? He sounds like a scientist, bro!

That’s a dumbass question.
And I commented on one specific tone.

 

[JiveTurkey]

Summon Ed, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

 

[KHAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!]

Actually I said that tone was wet ass.
But you do behave like a butthurt 12 year old.

 

[Mongillo19]

Please save us, Cliff

 

[Aleksi]

For a while there I thought I was reading the Kemper thread

 

[yeky83]

Welcome to the Expo!

 

[FuzzyAce]

That’s a dumbass question.
And I commented on one specific tone.

 

[yek]

Did I ever say any of that?

Not personal. Just an observation after reading the various speculation threads.

 

[GTR37]

Summon Sascha, they said. It will be fun, they said.

Oh he is talking IRs , its not really going to be a party until Jay gets here

 

[Rock Chalk]

People want (1) all effects from the other devices, (2) use them simultaneously, (3) pay the least amount of money, and (4) want features those other processors do not even support, (5) @laxu gives it his seal of approval.
Sure.

FIFY.........

 

[GTR37]

I wanna sit Orvie, Sascha and Ed in an all white room with no furniture or anything to drink, stick a camera on them and just kick back and have some chuckles. I give it 45 mins before Orvie is trying to fellate one of Ed’s dreads while Sascha is improvising a way to take an IR of the room’s reverb.

You gotta invite Jay

 

[DrewJD82]

You gotta invite Jay

He makes his appearance right as the other 3 are hitting fever pitch.

 

[Desertdweller]

And you're wanking in the corner while smoking a cigar right? Filthy merchant.

Cancer merchant! Cancer merchant!

 

[the swede]

There’s so many post to laugh at so I can’t do them all. Therefore I give you all.

And try to imagine the sound of her laugh. Its iconic. That’s how funny I think you people are. Everyone is included. Except Tim. He is not funny.