Offer $750.
Sell everything else.
Buy an original Koko Boost.
Buy a big Zilla 1x12 semi-open, and put an 8ohm Celestion Cream Alnico in it.
Buy a Sequis Motherload Elemental attenuator/load-box/simulator.
Buy a Joe Meek VC6Q to put on the loop.
A Mini-Ventilator pedal.
A Strymon DIG with Mini-switch.
A Strymon Blue Sky.
Buy some better pre-amp valves - 60’s 161 or 163 Mullards with better than 1.2iA and 1.6Gm.
A pair of NOS 60’s Mullard EL84’s.
Get silver-coated Van Damme/Neutrik 6m guitar cables and use similar patch cables, and Lava Techra speaker cables.
Try a new guitar. Start with a Jem Junior with better pickups, and work up from there. PRS Custom 22 is only $1000 used. Or a USA Strat with Lollars.
Then sell the lot (except the Sequis, valves, and cables), and admit that an original Parker Fly deluxe, and a Seymour Duncan Convertible 100W combo is where it’s at.
Swap it for an original Steinberger and a Splawn.
Move house. Surely it’s the room?
Sell everything, and snag an Indonesian Jem Universe, and a Rocktron Utopia rack-system.
Trade that for a Gretsch Falcon, with a Hiwatt DR103.
Sell everything, and admit that a Les Paul Classic through an original Pitbull is the answer.
Discover Jazz.
Trade in LesPaul and Pitbull for an ES175 and a Roland Cube 40.
Sell everything, and take up remote-control helicopters and drones.
Crash the fucking lot into pieces.
Discover George Formby, and spend $15000 on a genuine Formby-owned Ukelele.
Realise that no-one gets laid with a Ukelele these days.
Sell the Ukelele to buy fishing equipment.
Sell fishing gear as you haven’t caught fuck all.
Try Metal Detecting.
Discover an old JTM45 and a ‘62 slab-board Strat buried in your garden.
Edit - (Thanks Jarick. I only wish you could spend a day here, and get the low-down on how I operate, and why I do what I do.)