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Boomhauer!
Where did he go? Why hasn't he been around the last few weeks? What the #$#$ did he just say? The answers to these and more burning questions - no not that "burning", there's a cream for that - are just ahead! But first, a word from our sponsor!
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But, Boomhauer - enquiring minds want to know. Where have you been? WTGF hired you as the drive DJ for the greatest radio station not actually on the radio and you disappeared.
After several minutes of introspection Boomhauer took a deep breath, shook his head slightly from side to side, then looked us right in the eye and said:
Wait, what? What do aliens have to do with this? Are you telling us you were kidnapped by aliens?
So, Boomhauer, you're telling us you were abducted by aliens? And.... and... and...
They did "butt stuff"?
We're not sure we're following you here. And, no one wants to hear the sordid tail of
Bobby and the Lost Pinecone...
So, were you abducted by aliens or not?
What?
Dude...
Ugh. This seems like it's going to a very bad place. So, Let's try to get this back on track.
Were you or were you not abducted by aliens?
Did you get a good look at them? Can you tell our audience what they looked like?
This is GROUNDBREAKING!!
WTGF, the greatest radio station not actually on the radio
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has a first hand,
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actual account of an alien abduction
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from one of our most famous employees!
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Tell us Boomhauer, tell the entire world, all who are listening RIGHT NOW! Tell us, what did the aliens look like?
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You got it on video? WOW! This is going to be a game changer! But wait, those "aliens" look really familiar...
Let's get this straight: for the record,
you weren't actually kidnapped by aliens,
but you hung out with Cheech and Chong,
smoked illegal drugs, thought you all saw aliens - aliens with pinecones - while you were high,
ate food not fit for a dumpster fire,
then had a two week long bought of diarrhea?
Ladies and gentlemen, WTGF would like to issue a very public apology for wasting your time with the
"We have proof of aliens" story. It seems our new DJ was simply, well, HR says we're not allowed to talk
about this anymore, so let's move on.
Welcome to 2024 Do Something Challenge - Season One - Week FIVE!
Here's the tally so far:
@PLX - 11
@Iron1 - 6
@LiveeviL2000 - 4
@Whizzinby - 5
@DrewJD82 - 3
@FuzzyAce - 7
@Alex Kenivel - 3
@Sleezy E - I
@T Gobbs - 15!!!
@Moondog Wily - 3
@TJontheRoad - 4
@aldunk - 5
@megametal7 - I
@JiveTurkey - 2
@mbenigni - 2
@joezlo - 1
@SKU - 1
@LeftyLoungeLizard - 1
@The Monorails - 1
**BANDMATE CHALLENGE ENTRY
@Iron1 - 2
@LiveeviL2000 - I
@FuzzyAce - I
@PLX - 3
@aldunk - 1
@megametal7 - 1
@LeftyLoungeLizard - 1
That's 75 pieces of music that didn't exist prior to this challenge! WAY TO GO!!!
Congrats to all who have participated already!
For all the rules, reasons why one day old Taco Bell is the wurst, why smoking things tied to a stick can be a real trip, why "RMA" are the worst letters in the alphabet, how to fumigate a Boomhauer bathroom and more, please refer to the Week One thread.
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send everyone into the land of mellow, chill tunes? Don't get me wrong, all these entries are really, REALLY cool, but it seems like there's an unwritten theme this week for chill. 
