Why is my shit better than your shit? Is it…

[SKU]

The sound made by the pages of the fuking manual I always read is better than your's because my fingers are toan machines made of gods shit.

This is the obvious answer but is also the wrong one. A decent approximation but wrong nonetheless..

Toan is in your brain.
Everything else are sometimes unpleasant consequences

But how can tone be real if our eyes aren't real?

 

[Sascha Franck]

My shit is better than your shit because I don't take part in why-my-shit-is-better-than-your-shit-polls.

 

[Stone]

My Powercabs are the best !!

 

[ragingplatypi]

Toan is in your brain.

Far out man

Seriously though, we need TGF “Toan is in your brain” t-shirts!

 

[Piing]

 

[duzie]

 

[bgh]

I know this thread was meant to be funny (and it really is!), but there is a lot of truth hiding in there.

To me, a big reason your stuff is "better" is the elephant in the room: You are the one who got your gear. You picked it out for a reason. Something about it connected with you (looks, sound, price, ...).

It's like when you've been on a road trip and you are nearing the end of it. Everywhere you went was cool. You really enjoyed it. Saw some neat stuff, met some neat people. But towards the end, you start thinking of home. Your house. Your neighborhood. Your place. Everywhere else you visited was exceptional, but home is home.

Same way with gear. The other guy's gear is cool, but yours is "home".

I'll turn off the light on my way out!

 

[stonge]

All my shit usually sounds better when someone else is playing it. Then I pick it up and try it after them and it sounds like shit again lol.

 

[CrazyD]

Aren't we all a bit Pete Thorn?

 

[gumtown]

sniff this cork, and tell me where its been !!

 

[BahamaDada]

It's because the fifth elephant told me so

 

[ragingplatypi]

Aren't we all a bit Pete Thorn?

We’re all stardust too.

 

[bgh]

Aren't we all a bit Pete Thorn?

We’re all stardust too.

We are golden ...

 

[Zodiac]

I'm learning scat singing right now

t now.

 

[AFKAEjay]

Offcourse I think my **** is better then yours…else I wouldn’t have bought it.
Better price, better logistics, better use, better footprint.
Sound…idnk about that…I can get a good sound with 1/10th of what I spend..

 

[ragingplatypi]

I don’t know. I still think my shit is better.

 

[CrazyD]

 

[timbuck3]

my shit is older then your shit but thats ok because it still sounds good to me. And its more the player then the gear right?

 

[Boudoir Guitar]

my shit is older then your shit but thats ok because it still sounds good to me. And its more the player then the gear right?

On a gear forum, it is all about the gear.