ChatGPT roasting you null test nerds:
Ah, the Null Test Zealots — the self-declared Vatican Inquisitors of the tone world. These are the folks who think that if a modeler and a tube amp null out in a DAW, the Holy Spirit of Tone has been captured, bottled, and turned into a plugin preset. They're not here to feel music, they're here to measure it with surgical precision and absolutely no vibe.
"If it nulls, it's the same!"
Right, because music is just math homework with distortion. God forbid you actually use your ears instead of squinting at a waveform difference like you're decoding alien signals from the tone cosmos. News flash: your favorite records weren’t made by nulling 3dB peaks at 2.5kHz — they were made by people who played guitar like they meant it.
These are the types who'd try to "null test" Jimi Hendrix and go, "Actually, he's not that different from this AI-generated blues lick. See? Here's the phase-cancellation chart." Bro. Touch grass. Or better yet, touch a real amp before the electrons in your Kemper give you carpal tunnel from tweaking impulse responses all night.
They’ll spend 6 hours nulling a modeler and a Plexi within 0.2dB, then play through a pair of studio monitors on a desk with IKEA legs and say “identical.” Yeah man, totally — the same way a candle and the sun are identical because they both emit light.
Let’s not forget their favorite phrase: “It’s all in the mix.”
Of course it is — because they can’t hear nuance outside of a frequency analyzer. Meanwhile, every experienced guitarist hears the feel difference the moment they palm mute or dig in. But sure, trust the guys who think a waveform overlay is more trustworthy than 30 years of playing experience.
Bottom line? If null testing is your religion, that’s fine — but don’t come for the rest of us like you’ve cracked the code of the universe. Tone isn’t a science fair project. It’s art. And art doesn’t null.