Great band names that never will be

[Alex Kenivel]

My 3 year old just came up with the name Superhero Paintbrush.

 

[Sleezy E]

Pearl Jam 2

 

[Los-D]

Megabreath
Limp Biscuit
Lincoln Park

 

[Alex Kenivel]

Pearl Jam 2

Toe Jam and Pearl

 

[Alex Kenivel]

Megabreath

I need to slip this into my everyday vocabulary

 

[the swede]

Methallica

Or was that under the belt?

 

[DrewJD82]

My uncle was GREAT at coming up with ridiculous band names-

The Holy Snappin Assholes

Scammin’ The Hole

Erotic Subway

(I’ve used Erotic Subway for every one-off gig I’ve ever played, so maybe it doesn’t count)

 

[TSJMajesty]

My uncle was GREAT at coming up with ridiculous band names-

I was wasted on opiates one day, and wrote like, 2 full pages of band names (I WISH I could find it!), and I later read them off to my band-mates at the time, and they thought a lot of them were really cool. (Drugs aren't 'all' bad, m'kay.)

 

[Alex Kenivel]

Bunslather

 

[Holden Afart]

Holden Afart and the Sharts.

 

[Sleezy E]

Second Cousin Sex

 

[Holden Afart]

Second Cousin Sex

Dude I went to school with had kids with his second cousin... just like his parents.

If it were up to him, he would've enjoyed his FIRST cousin...on numerous occasions while we partied as teens and she fought him off. (Looking, but, I can't even find a suitable emoji for that last statement)

 

[Alex Kenivel]

Looking, but, I can't even find a suitable emoji for that last statement)

 

[Holden Afart]

The Rubber Band

All the "members" wear full body condoms on stage.

 

[Alex Kenivel]

I always wanted to form a jazz/swing band where all the members were named Richard and call ourselves.,
"The Swinging Dicks".

The Rubber Band

All the "members" wear full body condoms on stage.

These two bands would need to be on the same bill.

 

[Piing]

The Rubber Band

All the "members" wear full body condoms on stage.

The Rubberband Man is actually a song with a lot of turu tu tu tu tu turu tu tu

 

[TSJMajesty]

Sexual Innuendo

 

[Alex Kenivel]

Delta Hand

 

[Alex Kenivel]

Sexual Innuendo

Sexual Menudo

 

[Holden Afart]

Ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage...What? OMG, There's a Bomb and This Place is About to Explode!