Great band names that never will be

[Alex Kenivel]

I'll start.

Minus the Pube.

 

[Blix]

Cervix Puncher™

 

[the swede]

Another one bites the dust

 

[Sleezy E]

When me and the boys get a wild hair to play a gig, we've often used a one time only name, some of my favs...

Bro Mom
Kevin Spacey Kisses
The Pecan Sandies
Shaffus

 

[TSJMajesty]

The Vaudeville Hermaphrodites

 

[la szum]

I'll start.

Minus the Pube.

Haha! Maybe Ice Pube if you are a wanna be Hip Hop artiste'.

 

[Bob Zaod]

The very first band I was in was called $hit. Our whole reasoning for the name was we wanted people to hear it and say "Hey that sounds like $hit!
other band names I have come up with that never made the final cut were..

Fistagon
Manson Family Picnic
Facedown
Tampon Tea Tastes Terrible
Mourning Would
3 Fat Dudes
3 Fat Dudes and a Hot Chick
Immigrant Schlong ( A naked Led Zeppelin Experience)
Misery Loves Company
Red Sun Rising ( taken years later by a signed band)
Crusty Sock

 

[sleewell]

Dropped At Birth

DAB for short lolololol

 

[DrewJD82]

Two that my uncle gave me back when I was in high school I haven’t put to good use-

Scammin’ The Hole
Erotic Subway

I did use Erotic Subway for a one-off gig before, I’d use that one again for sure.

 

[Hapless]

Love Gods In Leisure Suits
The Itch

 

[the swede]

Tampon Tea Tastes Terrible

Gross but yet… so damn funny

 

[FAKA!]

Dropped At Birth

DAB for short lolololol

Dude I love that!

 

[JiveTurkey]

The Sh*ts

 

[the swede]

The Sh*ts

The Turds?

Surely must have been used officially at some point.

 

[VegasGuitar]

First band, between 6th and 7th grades, was, "Ol Uncle Uh Uh and his Garbage Truck." I real low at the time ......

 

[TSJMajesty]

Nickel Draft.

Tonight: Nickel Draft

 

[jimmy Biter]

Bibles for Firewood

 

[Alex Kenivel]

Bibles for Firewood

Biblesmokers

 

[FAKA!]

Got to love the Metallica Logo Generator...

 

[the swede]

Bibles for Firewood

Quran Bonfire

Edit: I apologize in advance if it hurts someone’s feeling…