Fractal Talk

All I have to say is, if you have a III or a 9, and you’re into dual amps, try the FAS Stealth Blue with the Euro Blue……holy sh*t does this ever sound good….with the Stealth using the 2x12 Stealth Dyna and the Bogner using the TV Dyna …….. :chef
 
sounds like a bag of grilled cocks powered by thermionic vulture guts from 1882.
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I honestly don't understand the defensiveness; of which there has been quite a bit.

To even vaguely get the JVM into the ball-park of a real JVM, you have to dial in the Axe3 like an absolute fucking nutjob. It is unintuitive and does not match the average person's experience with a JVM; or any amp in general really.

You've only got to look at the screenshots posted by @MirrorProfiles - anyone with even a passing real world experience with a JVM would know that there is something off with the models.

We all criticise the Fender TMP, and we'll get as anal about impedance curves as you ever could. We'll all laugh at how the Kemper sounds like a bag of grilled cocks powered by thermionic vulture guts from 1882. We all rag on Neural and their shit marketing videos.

But a few people dare to have the temerity to suggest that a couple of models on the Axe3 don't align with real world experiences with the real amp??

THE HORRRORRRRRRRRR!!! THE PURE FUCKING HORRRRRORRRR OFFF ITT AALLLL!!! THIS IS WORSE THAN AMITYVILLE!!! OMFG!!!!!
 
Yeah I remember that thread. IIRC some changes were made?? But the JVM is still quite far away from the real thing.
 
Yeah I remember that thread. IIRC some changes were made?? But the JVM is still quite far away from the real thing.
The Fractal HJS is confusingly not the production model (but a private prototype of Joe Satriani’s), and is darker and a bit different to the others that everyone else has.

Cliff is a total dude and looking at the model again this week.
 
I honestly don't understand the defensiveness; of which there has been quite a bit.

To even vaguely get the JVM into the ball-park of a real JVM, you have to dial in the Axe3 like an absolute fucking nutjob. It is unintuitive and does not match the average person's experience with a JVM; or any amp in general really.

You've only got to look at the screenshots posted by @MirrorProfiles - anyone with even a passing real world experience with a JVM would know that there is something off with the models.

We all criticise the Fender TMP, and we'll get as anal about impedance curves as you ever could. We'll all laugh at how the Kemper sounds like a bag of grilled cocks powered by thermionic vulture guts from 1882. We all rag on Neural and their shit marketing videos.

But a few people dare to have the temerity to suggest that a couple of models on the Axe3 don't align with real world experiences with the real amp??

THE HORRRORRRRRRRRR!!! THE PURE FUCKING HORRRRRORRRR OFFF ITT AALLLL!!! THIS IS WORSE THAN AMITYVILLE!!! OMFG!!!!!
Who did that?
 
Why are you being such a Karen about it?
I’m not. You’re just being daft. If it doesn’t align with your thoughts and wishes it must be wrong. Your argument that classic amps can’t and shouldn’t be improved is simply stupid. Anyone with basic knowledge knows that’s utter horseshit.
 
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