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The Gear Forum is for two thing: gear and humor. AxeFX, Helix, Mesa Badlanders, Plexis, boutique nonsense, tone chasing, and maybe a little shame over how much you’ve spent. It is not for political opinions, religious beliefs, or social commentary disguised as memes.
Here’s what that means in plain English:
Also, don’t use the report button as a weapon to fight your petty battles. If you weaponize the report tool to tattletale over stupid drama, we reserve the right to publicly post your reports for forum-wide ridicule.
Note- @Lorne Malvo, @The Colonel and @David Lo Pan and I all moderate this place. If either of us see something that's likely to drag the community down it's our prerogative to take action. Sometimes it's a deleted post and sometimes it's a thread ban. Thread bans will generally be 24-48 hours to allow some cihllout time, unless you were a major fuckstick and then it'll be permanent.
We hate banning anyone — it ruins our vibe and means you disrespected the community enough to make us babysit grown-ass adults. Don’t make us mod when we could be tweaking rigs.
Stick to gear. Stick to pickles. Don’t be a jackass. Post your rig. Pretend you’re not eyeing another amp this month.
Here’s what that means in plain English:
What Counts as Political?
- Politicians, elections, protests, laws, wars, global events, anything related to economic ramifications as a result of political shit
- Jokes, memes, or rants about any of the above
- Crying about free speech when your post gets deleted
- GIFS Utilizing Political Figures (I know. We didn't want to do it, hopefully it's temporary. No more Trump's "Wrong" or Biden's 'WTF?" GIFS)
What Counts as Religious?
- Mentions of gods, belief systems, churches, atheism
- “Inspirational” posts or jabs at religion disguised as humor
- Holy war debates — take that to Reddit
What Counts as Social Issues?
- Topics like gender, race, identity, wealth, climate
- “Just asking questions” posts with a clear agenda
- Edgy memes that aren’t about gear but sure as hell stir the pot
Penalties (Quick and Painful):
- First offense: 2-day ban + removal from the Official Original (LOL) Funny Picture Thread! \m/
- Second offense: Account review. We might ban you for as long as NDSP takes to update the Quad Cortex (which, let’s be honest, might be forever), or we’ll just delete your account like a factory preset no one uses.
No Loopholes:
No GIFs. No memes. No coy little “just saying” posts. If you try to skirt the rules, you’ll get treated like you broke them outright. Don’t test us. Play stupid about it or play the semantics game, it'll be considered your Second Offense because that's insulting to your own intelligence, never mind ours.This Is Not The Gear Page:
We’re not turning into that cesspool where threads spiral into gear elitism, tone lawyering, and long-ass lectures nobody asked for.Also, don’t use the report button as a weapon to fight your petty battles. If you weaponize the report tool to tattletale over stupid drama, we reserve the right to publicly post your reports for forum-wide ridicule.
Note- @Lorne Malvo, @The Colonel and @David Lo Pan and I all moderate this place. If either of us see something that's likely to drag the community down it's our prerogative to take action. Sometimes it's a deleted post and sometimes it's a thread ban. Thread bans will generally be 24-48 hours to allow some cihllout time, unless you were a major fuckstick and then it'll be permanent.
Final Word:
We fucking love this place and the people in it.We hate banning anyone — it ruins our vibe and means you disrespected the community enough to make us babysit grown-ass adults. Don’t make us mod when we could be tweaking rigs.
Stick to gear. Stick to pickles. Don’t be a jackass. Post your rig. Pretend you’re not eyeing another amp this month.