I want to like Gibson (the company), but I just can't. I gotta call bullshit where I see it. I have a CS SG (bought new) and it's excellent. But it was also built in 2008 before most of the bullshit, and pretty soon, a fucking high-end Epiphone price tag will prolly overtake what I paid for it (well, I'm stretching things here for emphasis of course, but not by a whole lot - I can already tell you that Casino for $4K plus beats it).
Alright, that does it - I'm putting on my entrepreneur hat and selling this:
COMING SOON!
Gibson® BRAND TOILET PAPER!
At last! You can finally wipe your ass with a genuine Gibson product! Just like you've always been wanting to!
(and hey, if Gibson doesn't like it, they can fucking sue me... because of course they will!)