TGF haiku

[Sleezy E]

Drew's other post™ about the other place™ got me thinking how much I enjoyed the haiku thread that got nuked

So how about a TGF haiku thread? I'll start

I like T G F
People are way more chill here
It's like comfy shoes

 

[Sleezy E]

Off to a great start
Overflow of emotion
guess bad idea

 

[FuzzyAce]

Off to a great start
Overflow of emotion
guess bad idea

I like haiku lol.

Don't get me started
cuz I may not ever quit
my post count will rise

 

[DrewJD82]

Off to a great start
Overflow of emotion
guess bad idea

Nah, it’s just Friday afternoon/night, there’s usually a lull here around this time. It’ll pick up, good call!!!

 

[jellodog]

Where else can you see
Jay and Cliff spar sensibly
I just stare and squee!

 

[FuzzyAce]

I fun spin on the haiku is to use the last sentence from post before you. There was an old forum years ago that we'd do this.

 

[Whizzinby]

Off to a great start
Overflow of emotion
guess bad idea

Friday drink beer, yay
Bladder getting full, why hold
Urinate in lawn

Saturday morning
Wake up, bathroom floor, headache
Haiku thread shall wait

Sunday Gear Forum
Ignore the wife all day, fun
Door Dash Chinese food

Haiku thread shall grow
Today will not be that day
Better days ahead

 

[FuzzyAce]

Adult beverage
Not here in my hand tonight
Ice coffee, I'm jacked

 

[Sleezy E]

Nah, it’s just Friday afternoon/night, there’s usually a lull here around this time. It’ll pick up, good call!!!

Nah, it's just friday
afternoon/night there's a lull
It'll pick up soon

Fixd

 

[Fireproof]

It’ll pick up soon
Weekend boredom is coming
So glad it’s Friday

 

[Holden Afart]

Syllable sylla-
ble syllable syllable
Syllable haiku

 

[Alex Kenivel]

Poo emojis rock
Describing just how I feel
I love to talk shit

 

[Alex Kenivel]

Running with cheeks clenched
Bud between the buns
Walking like a frog

 

[Sleezy E]

Bring on the weekend
Time to drink beer and get fat
Can't retire yet

 

[TSJMajesty]

11-12-11-10-12
11-12-15-11-12-15-16
16-18-16-15-16

 

[FuzzyAce]

Syllable sylla-
ble syllable syllable
Syllable haiku

11-12-11-10-12
11-12-15-11-12-15-16
16-18-16-15-16

 

[Fireproof]

Saturday is here
Supposed to be relaxing
But the wife and kids…

 

[Sleezy E]

Fiending for firmware
Hope line 6 drops update soon
Ima needy boy

 

[FuzzyAce]

ate donuts today
blueberry and chocolate
chased down with coffee

 

[fretworn]

DynaCab released
The magical moving mics
Cherries blossom now