Hahahaha when I was in 7th grade I went to hang at my dad’s for a couple weeks before I moved in with him. We had gone for a walk in the trails and went to a restaurant where he loved the fried haddock, we leave and get some milkshakes before the 4-5 mile walk back to his place. Maybe 5 minutes after we got those shakes he starts walking just like that GIF and says “Andy we gotta move, I gotta sh*t. Oh my god, this is bad”, I just burst out laughing and ask how far away we are from his place, “I dunno, 4 miles? Oh god, I gotta go now, oh god”
Then he stops dead in his tracks, “Oh no. No. Noooooooo. It just came out. All of it” I hit the ground laughing. He was legit about to cry real tears and I was crying from laughing, he asked me for my jacket to wrap around his waste but I was laughing too hard to do anything, just laying on the sidewalk losing it (I’m losing it now thinking of this again) “Andy! Shut the f*ck up! Andy! Give me your f*cking jacket! Come on man! Andy! Get up! This isn’t funny!”
We walked the whole way back home with me laughing my ass off the WHOLE way. He eventually just kept walking when I’d have to stop and hang onto something because I was laughing so hard. My face never hurt that much in my life, it was like an hour of nonstop hysterical laughing. We finally get to his place and both his roommates are in the living room, he tears past them to run to the bathroom just yelling “I SH*T MYSELF!” while I crawled up the stairs still laughing my ass off. When I got to the top of the stairs and my uncle saw me laughing he realized my dad had legit sh*t himself, he doubles over laughing while the other roommate slowly figures it out and then there were 3 hyenas losing it. It’s been known as the Holman Stadium Incident ever since, as it happened right in front of the stadium.
