Would it be awkward if I picture you like this from now on? Not that you aren't young and vibrant currently of course -- you barely look a day over 5000 posts.
The buzz is thick at The Gear Forum today! Treasured member and Foreskin Phorum Fillosopher LaSzum has breached the 5 figure post count. Forumites have been celebrating this occasion as they have nothing better to do, but that won't stop the bickering in other threads.
Known to some as the Uncle with a pony tail, LaSzum has been turning heads and chopping off the same in the name of truth and logic. Some cower in fear when faced with confronting him but either way this day is shaping up to be a Duzie! As accolades and congratulations go whizinby, there is one Iron that is ready to brand this day on the minds of the members. Jellodog shots have been flowing like wine and the FuzzyAce sex dolls have been used and abused!
When not trolling around the mitten on his 800lb motorized two wheeler, LaSzum can be found doing the good deeds of a devoted son for his loving parents. He has always been the trooper of the family. While some jive turkey takes a stone to the sleazy e's of the thread, the Peoples Libations Xylophone barage (aka PLX) have been joking about the consequences of such idol worship! Members have been hitting the DrewJD82 hooch to try and swallow the ramifications of this event, but no end has been seen and the light at the end of the tunnel has yet to shine. His Majesty Trans Sifearian Jester (aka TSJMajesty) has proclaimed this event to be of significant social recognition worthy of commemorating this day with a plaque made of genuine human feces and vomit (limited edition, order now). Not to be outdone, the Orvillian has created a TubeStack that threatens to impale all those who try to hold tightly the spawnofsith. It is unclear whether the holoholo portal can be accessed through the Boudoir Guitars, but regardless of how this thread ends, there are sure to be those who are left without the release they had imagined ;~((
The celebrations will continue throughout the day and when all is said and done, we can all breath a sigh of relief knowing that the LaSzum is here and dear to the hearts of most (and the bane of some)! Congratulations to the 5 figure Phorum Fillosopher on crossing the line in the nick of time!
We now return you to your regularly scheduled reading!
The buzz is thick at The Gear Forum today! Treasured member and Foreskin Phorum Fillosopher LaSzum has breached the 5 figure post count. Forumites have been celebrating this occasion as they have nothing better to do, but that won't stop the bickering in other threads.
Known to some as the Uncle with a pony tail, LaSzum has been turning heads and chopping off the same in the name of truth and logic. Some cower in fear when faced with confronting him but either way this day is shaping up to be a Duzie! As accolades and congratulations go whizinby, there is one Iron that is ready to brand this day on the minds of the members. Jellodog shots have been flowing like wine and the FuzzyAce sex dolls have been used and abused!
When not trolling around the mitten on his 800lb motorized two wheeler, LaSzum can be found doing the good deeds of a devoted son for his loving parents. He has always been the trooper of the family. While some jive turkey takes a stone to the sleazy e's of the thread, the Peoples Libations Xylophone barage (aka PLX) have been joking about the consequences of such idol worship! Members have been hitting the DrewJD82 hooch to try and swallow the ramifications of this event, but no end has been seen and the light at the end of the tunnel has yet to shine. His Majesty Trans Sifearian Jester (aka TSJMajesty) has proclaimed this event to be of significant social recognition worthy of commemorating this day with a plaque made of genuine human feces and vomit (limited edition, order now). Not to be outdone, the Orvillian has created a TubeStack that threatens to impale all those who try to hold tightly the spawnofsith. It is unclear whether the holoholo portal can be accessed through the Boudoir Guitars, but regardless of how this thread ends, there are sure to be those who are left without the release they had imagined ;~((
The celebrations will continue throughout the day and when all is said and done, we can all breath a sigh of relief knowing that the LaSzum is here and dear to the hearts of most (and the bane of some)! Congratulations to the 5 figure Phorum Fillosopher on crossing the line in the nick of time!
We now return you to your regularly scheduled reading!
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