TSJMajesty
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Put the mayo/mustard ON THE BREAD! Yeah Subway- I'm talking to you! I get them to put it on first because when it's squirted out of those bottles onto the toppings like they do, it's the first thing that squirts out of the sandwich all over your hands when you take a bite. There's a reason every sandwich that was made before they came along was done this way: The bread helps hold it in place. They changed that because it made it easier for them to turn making sandwiches to order, while you wait, into their version of Henry Ford's auto assembly line.
But they will do it right if you ask. Just ignore the odd looks.
I also like the pepper on the tomatoes. And lots of it.
I love that nasal burn you get from Horseradish, so much so that I'll ask for it to be from a new jar, if it has lost its potency. Which apparently is a thing, and doesn't take very long. Then I'll mix so much of it into the cocktail sauce that it lights me up. My ex used to laugh at my reaction watching me eat it on shrimp.
Last but not least- potato chips on tunafish sandwiches. However many I can fit before they start to fall off!
But they will do it right if you ask. Just ignore the odd looks.
I also like the pepper on the tomatoes. And lots of it.
I love that nasal burn you get from Horseradish, so much so that I'll ask for it to be from a new jar, if it has lost its potency. Which apparently is a thing, and doesn't take very long. Then I'll mix so much of it into the cocktail sauce that it lights me up. My ex used to laugh at my reaction watching me eat it on shrimp.
Last but not least- potato chips on tunafish sandwiches. However many I can fit before they start to fall off!