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Welcome to Week SIX (Pack) As the name states this week is a mind-pretzel contradiction.
"What are you talking about @Iron1?" - the crowd screamed with zealous curiosity from the very edge of their seats!
Well, if you drink too many 6-packs, you develop what's often referred to as a "beer belly". Unfortunately, the aforementioned "beer belly" hides the other sort of six-pack, being well developed ab muscles with little-to-no body fat covering them. The other side-effect that most don't think of when popping a cold one is the picking angle. When your stomach is flat, your guitar and bass hang at a different angle than when you have a belly protruding like you're about to give birth to a bowling ball. (trust me, #TheStruggleIsReal!)
Do you choose rock and roll debauchery or the pursuit of physical perfection? If you pull your strap so high to avoid the belly protuberance that your guitar is essentially a necklace does anyone care? Are these things mutually exclusive? Does your local fitness center have a bar? If you down a 6-pack on the recumbent bike are you, in fact, drinking and driving?
(Might be able to figure this out a lot faster if I wasn't hungover and sore from the gym...)
Ok, that's enough with the uber-important existential questions. Here's what's happening so far:
Regular weekly/bi-weekly challenge:
TJontheRoad - 4
Whizzinby - 4
T Gobbs - 2
Sleezy E - 6
Iron1 - 7
Alex Kenivel - 9!!!!
@FuzzyAce - 3
@Piing - 1
@PLX - 2
@megametal7 - 2
@fretworn - 1
@Moondog Wily - 2
@duzie - 1
BahamaDada - 3
Gearzilla - 1
PLX - 1
@aldunk - 1
@scole - 1
@EveryoneElse - slackers
That's 51 pieces of music that didn't exist prior to this challenge season. Way to go!
The rest of TGF combined:
TGF Do Something Season Two BANDMATE CHAMPION:
@Sleezy E - 1
and
@Gearzilla - 1
Ok, time to get going with Week Six (Pack)
Congrats to all who have participated already!
For all the rules, reasons why #ThatDrunkLife is bad (but also good?), why you should really use the gear you buy more than you post about it on a forum, why Chris from W.A.S.P. was an excellent drinking partner in the 1990s, where @DrewJD82 buys his hair care products (and why they smell like Jagermeister-laced-vomit) and more, please refer to the Week One thread.
"What are you talking about @Iron1?" - the crowd screamed with zealous curiosity from the very edge of their seats!
Well, if you drink too many 6-packs, you develop what's often referred to as a "beer belly". Unfortunately, the aforementioned "beer belly" hides the other sort of six-pack, being well developed ab muscles with little-to-no body fat covering them. The other side-effect that most don't think of when popping a cold one is the picking angle. When your stomach is flat, your guitar and bass hang at a different angle than when you have a belly protruding like you're about to give birth to a bowling ball. (trust me, #TheStruggleIsReal!)
Do you choose rock and roll debauchery or the pursuit of physical perfection? If you pull your strap so high to avoid the belly protuberance that your guitar is essentially a necklace does anyone care? Are these things mutually exclusive? Does your local fitness center have a bar? If you down a 6-pack on the recumbent bike are you, in fact, drinking and driving?
(Might be able to figure this out a lot faster if I wasn't hungover and sore from the gym...)
Ok, that's enough with the uber-important existential questions. Here's what's happening so far:
Regular weekly/bi-weekly challenge:
TJontheRoad - 4
Whizzinby - 4
T Gobbs - 2
Sleezy E - 6
Iron1 - 7
Alex Kenivel - 9!!!!
@FuzzyAce - 3
@Piing - 1
@PLX - 2
@megametal7 - 2
@fretworn - 1
@Moondog Wily - 2
@duzie - 1
BahamaDada - 3
Gearzilla - 1
PLX - 1
@aldunk - 1
@scole - 1
@EveryoneElse - slackers
That's 51 pieces of music that didn't exist prior to this challenge season. Way to go!
The rest of TGF combined:
TGF Do Something Season Two BANDMATE CHAMPION:
@Sleezy E - 1
and
@Gearzilla - 1
Ok, time to get going with Week Six (Pack)
Congrats to all who have participated already!
For all the rules, reasons why #ThatDrunkLife is bad (but also good?), why you should really use the gear you buy more than you post about it on a forum, why Chris from W.A.S.P. was an excellent drinking partner in the 1990s, where @DrewJD82 buys his hair care products (and why they smell like Jagermeister-laced-vomit) and more, please refer to the Week One thread.
??? Ha ha ha - it’s a cruel world…
I really enjoy the journey 
