Dad Jokes :D

[Holden Afart]

I just can't stand sitting.

 

[Holden Afart]

I should start doing lunges to get back in shape. That would be a big step forward.

 

[Holden Afart]

I found a recipe from Morocco for homemade dinner rolls. It called for fresh thyme but mine was outdated. I used it anyway

You know, as I reminisce, I really like that old thyme Moroccan roll.

 

[Holden Afart]

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

 

[Holden Afart]

How do you keep a bass player in suspense?


































































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[Fireproof]

What do you call cows masturbating?

Beef Stroganoff.

 

[bgh]

Most people are shocked to find I'm not a very good electrician.

 

[bgh]

What do you call a blind deer?
I don't know. No eye-dear.

What do you call it after it dies?
Hm. Still no eye-dear.

If it dies in a Shakespearean forest?
I'm stumped. No eye-dear in the wold.

 

[Sleezy E]

What do you call a blond standing on her head?

A brunette with bad breath.

 

[Whizzinby]

What do you call a blond standing on her head?

A brunette with bad breath.

 

[jaxadam]

The opposite of Microsoft Office is Macrohard Onfire.

 

[jaxadam]

My wife keeps trying to set the clocks back but I won’t let her. Not on my watch.

 

[ManWithGas]

DON'T watch this if you're at work.....................100%.

 

[Sleezy E]

I just joined a new band and we call ourselves, "999 megabytes"

We don't have a gig yet

 

[bgh]

I just joined a new band and we call ourselves, "999 megabytes"

We don't have a gig yet

At least you are playing a bit.